Posted on 08/24/2013 11:50:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
Oklahoma Republican Senator Tom Coburn's suggestion that President Obama may be “perilously close to impeachment” elicited a harsh rebuke from Obama adviser David Axelrod.
“Senator Coburn calls himself a friend of the President, but then stabs him in the back like some sort of latter day Brutus,” Axelrod complained. “His remarks are way out of bounds. They are dangerous and disloyal.”
Axelrod mocked Coburn's credentials for criticizing the President. “What does an obstetrician know about the law?” he sarcastically wondered. “Every move the President has made has the full support of the nation's top lawyer, Attorney General Eric Holder. The Senator would be wise to back off to a safe distance. The President will make full use of all the powers at his disposal to sterilize the 'virus' infecting our politics and undermining his authority. It would be a shame if any of his 'friends' became collateral damage.”
Axelrod cited news that the First Family bought a new puppy in furtherance of his argument. The puppy, like their other pet, is a Portuguese Water Dog. “Is the purchase of a puppy the kind of thing a tyrant would do?” Axelrod asked. “We think that the American people will agree that a man who lays out $2,000 to give an animal a home evinces the type of benevolence and good will they want in a leader. We are confident that this rebuts the negative impressions the President's detractors are trying to foist on the general public.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/08/24/president-justifies-usurpations/
In my book only a COMMUNIST can be loyal to another COMMUNIST
“The King is above the Law.”
Every move the President has made has the full support of the nation's top lawyer, Attorney General Eric Holder.
The full support of the most despicable, racist shyster in the land? What a distinction!
Mr.Axelrod(and the rest of OBOZO’S Chicago Thugs)would do well to”Bone-Up”on Tyhe US Constitution!The ONLY”LOYALTY”described there is “LOYALTY”to The US Constitution!!There are no “Names”mentioned!!!OBOZO has violated his “Oath Of Office”on numerous occasions and is(therefor)”IMPEACHABLE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earth To Axelrod:”We Americans Only Wish He Had A Fraction Of The Benevolence He Shows His Dogs Towards Us”!!!!!!!!!!!
$2,000 Dollar Dogs In These Times Is Equal To”Let Them Eat Cake”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disloyal to a man who says that the Founding Fathers were extremists and terrorists?
Hmmm....
“The President will make full use of all the powers at his disposal to sterilize the ‘virus’ infecting our politics and undermining his authority”
Yes, the Night Of The Long Knives! The fuhrer shall crush all dissent!
Communist thug speak.
An intentional threat and warning never to dare criticize the Dear Leader.
Or Else.
The Communist murderers finally take off the masks and show the bare knuckled violence they plan.
Talk about a veiled threat: “It would be a shame if any of his ‘friends’ ended up as collateral damage”. But what can you expect from Trotsky’s great grandson!
Dangerous and Disloyal?
How is it dangerous or disloyal to stand up for our Constitution and our Country?
How is it dangerous and disloyal to try and protect our Country from crooks. liars. traitors and enemies?
Hitler loved dogs.
I wonder how much Caligula horse cost?
Oooooops. I missed the fact it was satire...sounded so real coming from the likes of him!
Really, wow. I did not know he was an expert in Constitutional Law. BTW, Holder is the same asshat who moved the pardon through channels for two of the nation's biggest tax cheats, Marc Rich and Pincus Green. He was the one who said it was OK to do it. Of course the wheels had been greased as Rich had given tons of cash to Clinton's various causes. So, there was acolyte Holder, the keeper of all things constitutional, in effect, fronting bribe money.
VICTORY (albeit small). The regime is forced to utter the word “impeachment.”. The course of events may see Obama’s popularity drop to Ceaucesceau levels.
That, coming from the most disloyal people to inhabit the White House in decades.
Perhaps one or both dogs will be appointed as Supreme Court Justices at a future date.
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