Skip to comments.A Jewish-Thai conspiracy to stop the Turkish spaceship
Posted on 07/15/2013 12:21:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Egypts deeply troubled president, Mohamed Morsi, proved to be too uncreative compared to his Turkish brothers in arms when he blamed the mass protests against his Muslim Brotherhood regime on foreign countries only. He could have been better inspired by his Turkish comrades. Even Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Beşir Atalay was able to add some (well, the usual) sauce on his "evil foreign powers recipe": The Turkish unrest had been sparked by the Jewish diaspora.
So, where, President Morsi, in your assessment of "Tahrir Square Revisited," are the Jewish conspirators, Western capitals, financial lobbyists, global capitalists, BBC, CNN International, the Economist, Kemalists, Syrian Baathists, Iranian intelligence, the intergalactic forces, and Michael Rubin?
Yes, Mr. Rubin. The zealously, passionately government-friendly press in Turkey discovered weeks ago that the anti-government protests in nearly 80 Turkish cities were the result of a plot hatched at the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), and the plotters are, of course, Jews, including the intergalactic chieftain Mr. Rubin who, in a posting he called A little bit of crazy from Turkey, confessed to the global cabal:
Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan cant even get Jewish conspiracies right: Doesnt he know that on Sundays, we control the banks. On Mondays, we control the newspapers. On Tuesdays, we think about how we can stage terrorist attacks and blame al-Qaeda. On Wednesdays, we attend meetings with George Soros to discuss interest rates. On Thursdays, we plan atrocities and then order the international media to broadcast cooking shows so no one need see the violence. On Fridays, we hunt Christian children so we can use their blood to make matzoh. On Saturdays, exhausted, we rest.
But the plot that pushed tens of millions of Turks and Egyptians out to the streets to protest the Turkish and Egyptian Muslim brothers is not confined merely to Mr. Rubin and the AEI (secretly known as Abrahams Evil Israel). I have found on-the-record evidence of Thai collaboration in the big game. Yes, Thai. But no, not avatars disguised as tuk-tuk drivers. Juthaporn Remgronasa, a senior official from the Tourism Authority of Thailand, said that the former Siam country saw potential opportunities in penetrating German and other European markets to draw more tourists to Thailand, and openly confessed to the plot: Turkeys political problems will benefit Thailand.
Earlier, a Turkish Cabinet minister unveiled the big game. Economy Minister Zafer Cağlayan said (financial) speculators, lobbyists and bankers were united in a coalition against Turkey. Without these lobbies, he said, Turkey would now have built and launched its own spaceship.
The situation is very serious: All the dark forces of the intergalactic lobbyists, Abrahams Evil Israel, Mr. Rubin and Thailands Union of Tuk-Tuk Drivers have joined their forces to stop the supreme Turkish engineering from building a spaceship which, who knows, could one day save the world from an alien attack. Of course, a more plausible interpretation could be that the dark forces are trying to stop the Turkish spaceship to prevent possible casualties in case the Sultan I crashed into the kitchen of a Bolivian farmer. And I feel guilty because I was the first journalist to reveal Turkeys plans to build a spaceship (Well make fighter jets! And spaceships too... this column, Dec. 16, 2010).
In the meantime, it might be a better idea if Mssrs. Erdoğan and Cağlayan devoted less time and efforts to spaceships and intergalactic conspiracy theories and more to making Turkey a better place to live in. Turkey has just ranked last among 34 nations according to the OECDs Better Living Index (based on 11 selected criteria including health, education, environment, personal security and income). Unless of course Abrahams Evil Israel, Mr. Rubin, the tuk-tuk lobby and Turk-hating avatars have already taken control of the OECD.
It's Manischewitz time!
Who runs “the pinglist”? She might be interested in this.
Hey! No flying spaceships on the Sabbath!
It's Monday now.
Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?
That woman’s arms are exposed! STONE THE WHORE!
a Jewish-Thai spaceship, super-powered by a mixture of Manishevitz wine and peanut sauce. Invincible!
I have on good authority that three Oddfellows, an Elk and four members of the DAR staged the entire Apollo moon landing on desert acreage owned by two Mormons from Provo.
Really, a member of Opus Dei swore to it
Ah, but that’s what the Stonecutters *want* you to think!
Naw....just going back to the future!
I think the Ethiopians have the Ark????....
and according to some on the History Channel, Ancient Aliens built King Solomon’s temple.(always cracks me up that these jackwads do not think ancient people could build with stone like that....as if there was no such thing as leverage)
I think you guys (I’m a RC) should plow flat the Dome of the Rock and rebuild a 3rd temple incorporating whatever is left of the old temples...also the place cries out for an archeological dig under that Dome.
this guy, Simcha Jacobovici, always cracks me up....
A few months ago the Ethiopians said they were going to reveal the Ark and, of course, it fizzled out, no show because they don't have it. The Vatican has it sealed away in the bowels of Rome.
The Dome of the Rock or as the Jews call it, the Mountain of the House (Temple Mount) has been under severe PLO and Wakf (the Muslim religious authority responsible for the Mount) archaeological attack for the past 20 years.
The Palestinians have been digging underneath the mount for years desecrating and destroying any remnant of Judaism they find there. They dump massive mounds of dug up earth in certain areas full of broken treasures because it would prove to the world that the Jews were there BEFORE them thus laying a legitimate RIGHT to that Holy Site. They dig up and destroy anything proving the Jewish claims.
Israel can't bulldoze the site just yet because that would bring a global Jihad on them (not that it's not already happening) but it would be insane for them to do it at this time. No, we're waiting for the Messiah to do the job OR and Iranian missile to turn the Muslims into martyrs.
somebody had to say it...
I would have gone with matzo and prik num bah...
Yes, but I’d be cautious about ordering any restaurant meal that begins on the menu with “Prik...”
Thank you for taking the initiative.
Prik is the Thai word for “sauce” prik num bah is fish sauce, prick see dang is red chili, prik see kill is green chili.
Thanks for the warning I’d already suspected Thai restaurants were out of my league. (Smile smile smile). It’s back to good old Burger King for me !
Thanks Slings and Arrows.