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A Jewish-Thai conspiracy to stop the Turkish spaceship
Hurriyet Daily News ^ | July/03/2013 | BURAK BEKDİL

Posted on 07/15/2013 12:21:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Egypt’s deeply troubled president, Mohamed Morsi, proved to be too uncreative compared to his Turkish brothers in arms when he blamed the mass protests against his Muslim Brotherhood regime on foreign countries only. He could have been better inspired by his Turkish comrades. Even Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Beşir Atalay was able to add some (well, the usual) sauce on his "evil foreign powers recipe": The Turkish unrest had been sparked by the Jewish diaspora.

So, where, President Morsi, in your assessment of "Tahrir Square – Revisited," are the Jewish conspirators, Western capitals, financial lobbyists, global capitalists, BBC, CNN International, the Economist, Kemalists, Syrian Baathists, Iranian intelligence, the intergalactic forces, and Michael Rubin?

Yes, Mr. Rubin. The zealously, passionately government-friendly press in Turkey discovered weeks ago that the anti-government protests in nearly 80 Turkish cities were the result of a plot hatched at the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), and the plotters are, of course, Jews, including the intergalactic chieftain Mr. Rubin who, in a posting he called “A little bit of crazy from Turkey,” confessed to the global cabal:

“Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan can’t even get Jewish conspiracies right: Doesn’t he know that on Sundays, we control the banks. On Mondays, we control the newspapers. On Tuesdays, we think about how we can stage terrorist attacks and blame al-Qaeda. On Wednesdays, we attend meetings with George Soros to discuss interest rates. On Thursdays, we plan atrocities and then order the international media to broadcast cooking shows so no one need see the violence. On Fridays, we hunt Christian children so we can use their blood to make matzoh. On Saturdays, exhausted, we rest.”

But the plot that pushed tens of millions of Turks and Egyptians out to the streets to protest the Turkish and Egyptian Muslim brothers is not confined merely to Mr. Rubin and the AEI (secretly known as “Abraham’s Evil Israel”). I have found on-the-record evidence of Thai collaboration in the big game. Yes, Thai. But no, not avatars disguised as tuk-tuk drivers. Juthaporn Remgronasa, a senior official from the Tourism Authority of Thailand, said that the former Siam country saw potential opportunities in penetrating German and other European markets to draw more tourists to Thailand, and openly confessed to the plot: “Turkey’s political problems will benefit Thailand.”

Earlier, a Turkish Cabinet minister unveiled the big game. Economy Minister Zafer Cağlayan said (financial) speculators, lobbyists and bankers were united in a coalition against Turkey. Without these lobbies, he said, Turkey would now have built and launched its own spaceship.

The situation is very serious: All the dark forces of the intergalactic lobbyists, Abraham’s Evil Israel, Mr. Rubin and Thailand’s Union of Tuk-Tuk Drivers have joined their forces to stop the supreme Turkish engineering from building a spaceship which, who knows, could one day save the world from an alien attack. Of course, a more plausible interpretation could be that the dark forces are trying to stop the Turkish spaceship to prevent possible casualties in case the Sultan I crashed into the kitchen of a Bolivian farmer. And I feel guilty because I was the first journalist to reveal Turkey’s plans to build a spaceship (“We’ll make fighter jets! And spaceships too...” this column, Dec. 16, 2010).

In the meantime, it might be a better idea if Mssrs. Erdoğan and Cağlayan devoted less time and efforts to spaceships and intergalactic conspiracy theories and more to making Turkey a better place to live in. Turkey has just ranked last among 34 nations according to the OECD’s Better Living Index (based on 11 selected criteria including health, education, environment, personal security and income). Unless of course Abraham’s Evil Israel, Mr. Rubin, the tuk-tuk lobby and Turk-hating avatars have already taken control of the OECD.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Science; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cyprus; egypt; georgesoros; jordan; kurdistan; lebanon; mohamedmorsi; napl; russia; syria; thailand; turkey; waronterror

1 posted on 07/15/2013 12:21:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
“Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan can’t even get Jewish conspiracies right: Doesn’t he know that on Sundays, we control the banks. On Mondays, we control the newspapers. On Tuesdays, we think about how we can stage terrorist attacks and blame al-Qaeda. On Wednesdays, we attend meetings with George Soros to discuss interest rates. On Thursdays, we plan atrocities and then order the international media to broadcast cooking shows so no one need see the violence. On Fridays, we hunt Christian children so we can use their blood to make matzoh. On Saturdays, exhausted, we rest.”

It's Manischewitz time!


2 posted on 07/15/2013 12:23:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: justiceseeker93

ping!

Who runs “the pinglist”? She might be interested in this.


3 posted on 07/15/2013 12:25:31 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: Slings and Arrows


4 posted on 07/15/2013 12:31:34 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows


5 posted on 07/15/2013 12:32:34 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows


6 posted on 07/15/2013 12:36:43 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Hey! No flying spaceships on the Sabbath!


7 posted on 07/15/2013 12:37:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows



It's Monday now.


8 posted on 07/15/2013 12:40:33 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Hey! No flying spaceships on the Sabbath!"

How about during Ramadan?


9 posted on 07/15/2013 12:55:59 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?


10 posted on 07/15/2013 12:59:00 AM PDT by Netz (Netz)
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To: shibumi

That woman’s arms are exposed! STONE THE WHORE!


11 posted on 07/15/2013 1:03:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Netz
"Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?"

That or possibly an aerial presentation of Mystery Science Theater."
12 posted on 07/15/2013 1:34:18 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

a Jewish-Thai spaceship, super-powered by a mixture of Manishevitz wine and peanut sauce. Invincible!


13 posted on 07/15/2013 1:39:34 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have on good authority that three Oddfellows, an Elk and four members of the DAR staged the entire Apollo moon landing on desert acreage owned by two Mormons from Provo.

Really, a member of Opus Dei swore to it


14 posted on 07/15/2013 1:41:47 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: faithhopecharity
a Jewish-Thai spaceship, super-powered by a mixture of Manishevitz wine and peanut sauce. Invincible!

And kosher!

15 posted on 07/15/2013 2:09:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: muir_redwoods

Ah, but that’s what the Stonecutters *want* you to think!


16 posted on 07/15/2013 2:10:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Netz
Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?

Naw....just going back to the future!

17 posted on 07/15/2013 4:15:56 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero
Very ironic, your back to the future joke because the Jewish guy is standing in front of the most holiest site to Jews in the world, the Western or “Wailing” wall in old Jerusalem.
It really is back to the future, modern Israel with the retaining wall from King Solomon's 2nd Temple, you know, the one that contained Harrison Ford's “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, Ark of the Covenant...
The Jews’ future is where their past was...bless MacFly and Moses...
18 posted on 07/15/2013 4:43:06 AM PDT by Netz (Netz)
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To: Netz; Yehuda

I think the Ethiopians have the Ark????....

and according to some on the History Channel, Ancient Aliens built King Solomon’s temple.(always cracks me up that these jackwads do not think ancient people could build with stone like that....as if there was no such thing as leverage)

I think you guys (I’m a RC) should plow flat the Dome of the Rock and rebuild a 3rd temple incorporating whatever is left of the old temples...also the place cries out for an archeological dig under that Dome.


19 posted on 07/15/2013 5:12:56 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Netz

this guy, Simcha Jacobovici, always cracks me up....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeFSpjqK13A


20 posted on 07/15/2013 5:16:50 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero
Men had the Engineering knowledge to build what was built in the ancient world without the help of aliens.

A few months ago the Ethiopians said they were going to reveal the Ark and, of course, it fizzled out, no show because they don't have it. The Vatican has it sealed away in the bowels of Rome.

The Dome of the Rock or as the Jews call it, the Mountain of the House (Temple Mount) has been under severe PLO and Wakf (the Muslim religious authority responsible for the Mount) archaeological attack for the past 20 years.

The Palestinians have been digging underneath the mount for years desecrating and destroying any remnant of Judaism they find there. They dump massive mounds of dug up earth in certain areas full of broken treasures because it would prove to the world that the Jews were there BEFORE them thus laying a legitimate RIGHT to that Holy Site. They dig up and destroy anything proving the Jewish claims.

Israel can't bulldoze the site just yet because that would bring a global Jihad on them (not that it's not already happening) but it would be insane for them to do it at this time. No, we're waiting for the Messiah to do the job OR and Iranian missile to turn the Muslims into martyrs.

21 posted on 07/15/2013 5:33:12 AM PDT by Netz (Netz)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thailand?!?!??

somebody had to say it...

22 posted on 07/15/2013 9:11:56 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: faithhopecharity

I would have gone with matzo and prik num bah...


23 posted on 07/15/2013 9:14:01 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

Yes, but I’d be cautious about ordering any restaurant meal that begins on the menu with “Prik...”


24 posted on 07/15/2013 10:10:31 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: null and void

Thank you for taking the initiative.


25 posted on 07/15/2013 10:13:38 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: faithhopecharity

Prik is the Thai word for “sauce” prik num bah is fish sauce, prick see dang is red chili, prik see kill is green chili.


26 posted on 07/15/2013 10:29:57 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

Thanks for the warning I’d already suspected Thai restaurants were out of my league. (Smile smile smile). It’s back to good old Burger King for me !


27 posted on 07/15/2013 10:40:59 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks Slings and Arrows.


28 posted on 07/16/2013 11:42:17 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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