Posted on 07/12/2013 2:20:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.
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“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.
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(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Probing article
Kinda hoping they take me home soon. I don’t like it here anymore.
Hoping to be picked up by the Houston Rockets?
Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child:
A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed [fought] with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained....
Martians or Guatemalans ?
Wacky weed
Geez. I left for Florida in April and my girlfriend wouldn’t believe aliens put me in the Everglades fishing for bass. I should have left my car at home maybe?
Wacky weed
He was high and looked in the rear view mirror. He said they were ugly......
Build the border fence.
Any history of schizophrenia in his family?
Where can we send nominations for other prominent figures to be abducted to other planets?
Mushroom tea.....
Didnt South Park have an episode about anal probing many years ago..poor Cartman
Butters often gets far worse from humans
Maybe we need a sky dome as well.
Sounds like Amada Bynes.
Sounds like Amada Bynes.
Who has the “Aliens” picture?
Oh yeah. Had to be Labour.
They’re insane here too.
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