Probing article
Kinda hoping they take me home soon. I don’t like it here anymore.
Hoping to be picked up by the Houston Rockets?
Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child:
A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed [fought] with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained....
Martians or Guatemalans ?
Wacky weed
Build the border fence.
Any history of schizophrenia in his family?
Where can we send nominations for other prominent figures to be abducted to other planets?
Mushroom tea.....
Didnt South Park have an episode about anal probing many years ago..poor Cartman
OY, get him together with that Australian pol.
It was a perfectly understandable mistake. It was an alien civilization about 30 light years away. They got news of humanity’s first launch in space and sent a crew to intercept it.
On the way to earth the captain said “Hey, did mission control say Sputnik or Cut Knick?”
Nah, not aliens. It was just Harry the Horse foolin’ around. Some kind of Knick thing......
Were they illegal aliens ?