Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child:
A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed [fought] with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained....
Geez. I left for Florida in April and my girlfriend wouldn’t believe aliens put me in the Everglades fishing for bass. I should have left my car at home maybe?
Oh yeah. Had to be Labour.
They’re insane here too.