Skip to comments.Ex-Knick Davis Says He Was ‘Actually Abducted by Aliens Two Weeks Ago,’ & it Turned Out Pretty Good
Posted on 07/12/2013 2:20:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.
I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago, Davis said.
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Kinda hoping they take me home soon. I don’t like it here anymore.
Hoping to be picked up by the Houston Rockets?
A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed [fought] with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say Im ready and then the technology I dont understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained....
Martians or Guatemalans ?
Geez. I left for Florida in April and my girlfriend wouldn’t believe aliens put me in the Everglades fishing for bass. I should have left my car at home maybe?
He was high and looked in the rear view mirror. He said they were ugly......
Build the border fence.
Any history of schizophrenia in his family?
Where can we send nominations for other prominent figures to be abducted to other planets?
Didnt South Park have an episode about anal probing many years ago..poor Cartman
Butters often gets far worse from humans
Maybe we need a sky dome as well.
Sounds like Amada Bynes.
Sounds like Amada Bynes.
Who has the “Aliens” picture?
Oh yeah. Had to be Labour.
They’re insane here too.
I was about to ask the same thing...20 posts in and no History Channel ‘Alien Dude’ with weird hair???? Is this place getting slow...or what? lol
LOL! Was he abducted by gay aliens? Inquiring minds want to know.
OY, get him together with that Australian pol.
It was a perfectly understandable mistake. It was an alien civilization about 30 light years away. They got news of humanity’s first launch in space and sent a crew to intercept it.
On the way to earth the captain said “Hey, did mission control say Sputnik or Cut Knick?”
“Other side effects of [anabolic steroid use] are euphoria, confusion, sleeping disorders, pathological anxiety, paranoia, and hallucinations.”
Nah, not aliens. It was just Harry the Horse foolin’ around. Some kind of Knick thing......
Were they illegal aliens ?
LOL the best!
Of possible interest to the ping list (?).
Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted by a bunch of ETs!
I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago, the two-time NBA All-Star announced on this weeks The Champs podcast.
Is that right? hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher ask him in the Los Angeles-based comedy broadcast. Tell us about that.
Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by f-—ing ugly mother f-—ers in a steel spaceship.
Im a little tired and s-—, he begins. And I see this light and I think its a big ass truck, you know, like, aww, f-—. Like its gonna be traffic.
And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f-—ing like steel thing and these f-—ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f-—ing ugly motherf-—ers, he tells the podcast hosts.
Brennan, a co-writer of Chappelles Show, and Kasher, a noted stand-up comic, seem taken aback, and repeatedly ask the NBA star if he is serious or not.
Davis insists on the podcast that, Hell yeah, dude, he is not kidding. , Dude, he protests, they were poking me on my nose and sh—.
He adds, They were poking me on my nose, they were looking me in my eyes, they had my hands tied up.
Davis promises he has a book coming out about his alien experiences. He also tells the hosts, without elaborating, that he has licensed the rights to Black Santa.
Oh and perhaps more illuminatingly that he has been taking percocet to off-set his post-surgery pain from surgery to repair the patellar tendon in his right knee, the injury that sidelined him in May, 2012.
Now Im sharper and sh—, he says of the abductions aftermath. I am retaining information.
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THANK YOU!!!! LOL Good stuff!
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