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Ex-Knick Davis Says He Was ‘Actually Abducted by Aliens Two Weeks Ago,’ & it Turned Out Pretty Good
New York Post ^ | July 12, 2013 | JUSTIN TERRANOVA

Posted on 07/12/2013 2:20:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.

SNIP

“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

SNIP

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Sports; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alienabduction; barondavis; newyork; newyorkknicks

1 posted on 07/12/2013 2:20:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Probing article


2 posted on 07/12/2013 2:22:08 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Kinda hoping they take me home soon. I don’t like it here anymore.


3 posted on 07/12/2013 2:23:11 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hoping to be picked up by the Houston Rockets?


4 posted on 07/12/2013 2:23:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Did it turn out for him like it turned out for this guy?

Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child:

A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed [fought] with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained....

5 posted on 07/12/2013 2:28:33 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("...Someone handed the keys to the Forum to the OPC and its sympathizers...")
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To: nickcarraway

Martians or Guatemalans ?


6 posted on 07/12/2013 2:29:47 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: nickcarraway

Wacky weed


7 posted on 07/12/2013 2:31:03 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Geez. I left for Florida in April and my girlfriend wouldn’t believe aliens put me in the Everglades fishing for bass. I should have left my car at home maybe?


8 posted on 07/12/2013 2:33:40 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Old Yeller

Wacky weed


He was high and looked in the rear view mirror. He said they were ugly......


9 posted on 07/12/2013 2:34:42 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: nickcarraway

Build the border fence.


10 posted on 07/12/2013 2:34:52 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: nickcarraway

Any history of schizophrenia in his family?


11 posted on 07/12/2013 2:36:10 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: nickcarraway

Where can we send nominations for other prominent figures to be abducted to other planets?


12 posted on 07/12/2013 2:37:45 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: nickcarraway

Mushroom tea.....


13 posted on 07/12/2013 2:39:36 PM PDT by Quickgun (I got here kicking,screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I can go out that way if I have to)
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To: nickcarraway

Didnt South Park have an episode about anal probing many years ago..poor Cartman


14 posted on 07/12/2013 2:39:48 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Butters often gets far worse from humans


15 posted on 07/12/2013 2:42:56 PM PDT by Teacher317
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Maybe we need a sky dome as well.


16 posted on 07/12/2013 2:43:44 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: laplata

Sounds like Amada Bynes.


17 posted on 07/12/2013 2:45:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: laplata

Sounds like Amada Bynes.


18 posted on 07/12/2013 2:45:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Norm Lenhart

Who has the “Aliens” picture?


19 posted on 07/12/2013 3:04:21 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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To: Alex Murphy

Oh yeah. Had to be Labour.

They’re insane here too.


20 posted on 07/12/2013 3:05:30 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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To: Hardraade

I was about to ask the same thing...20 posts in and no History Channel ‘Alien Dude’ with weird hair???? Is this place getting slow...or what? lol


21 posted on 07/12/2013 3:07:47 PM PDT by halo66
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To: nickcarraway
Probing article

LOL! Was he abducted by gay aliens? Inquiring minds want to know.

22 posted on 07/12/2013 3:08:20 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (The Lefties can drink Kool-Aid; I will drink Tea.)
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To: nickcarraway

OY, get him together with that Australian pol.


23 posted on 07/12/2013 3:09:35 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: nickcarraway

It was a perfectly understandable mistake. It was an alien civilization about 30 light years away. They got news of humanity’s first launch in space and sent a crew to intercept it.

On the way to earth the captain said “Hey, did mission control say Sputnik or Cut Knick?”


24 posted on 07/12/2013 3:09:50 PM PDT by Our man in washington (www.jonahdove.com)
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To: halo66; Hardraade

25 posted on 07/12/2013 3:15:05 PM PDT by mikrofon (Space Cadet)
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To: nickcarraway; Gay State Conservative

“Other side effects of [anabolic steroid use] are euphoria, confusion, sleeping disorders, pathological anxiety, paranoia, and hallucinations.”
http://www.sportsci.org/encyc/anabstereff/anabstereff.html


26 posted on 07/12/2013 3:22:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

Nah, not aliens. It was just Harry the Horse foolin’ around. Some kind of Knick thing......


27 posted on 07/12/2013 3:24:31 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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To: nickcarraway

Were they illegal aliens ?


28 posted on 07/12/2013 3:44:17 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: clamper1797

LOL the best!


29 posted on 07/12/2013 3:57:11 PM PDT by huldah1776
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To: nickcarraway; Las Vegas Dave; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ...

Percocet ping.

Thanks nickcarraway.


30 posted on 07/12/2013 6:48:04 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: SunkenCiv; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; aragorn; areafiftyone; ...

Of possible interest to the ping list (?).

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/turned_knick_davis_says_weeks_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI#axzz2Yupz6hOC

Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted — by a bunch of ETs!

“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago,” the two-time NBA All-Star announced on this week’s “The Champs” podcast.

“Is that right?” hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher ask him in the Los Angeles-based comedy broadcast. “Tell us about that.”

Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f-—ing ugly mother f-—ers” in a steel spaceship.

“I’m a little tired and s-—,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big ass truck, you know, like, aww, f-—. Like it’s gonna be traffic.

“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f-—ing like steel thing and these f-—ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f-—ing ugly motherf-—ers,” he tells the podcast hosts.

Brennan, a co-writer of Chappelle’s Show, and Kasher, a noted stand-up comic, seem taken aback, and repeatedly ask the NBA star if he is serious or not.

Davis insists on the podcast that, “Hell yeah, dude,” he is not kidding. , “Dude,” he protests, “they were poking me on my nose and sh—.”

He adds, “They were poking me on my nose, they were looking me in my eyes, they had my hands tied up.”

Davis promises he has a book coming out about his alien experiences. He also tells the hosts, without elaborating, that he has licensed the rights to “Black Santa.”

Oh — and perhaps more illuminatingly — that he has been taking percocet to off-set his post-surgery pain from surgery to repair the patellar tendon in his right knee, the injury that sidelined him in May, 2012.

“Now I’m sharper and sh—,” he says of the abduction’s aftermath. “I am retaining information.”

Read more: Ex-Knick Davis says he was ‘actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,’ and it turned out pretty good http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/turned_knick_davis_says_weeks_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI#ixzz2YurTcc26


31 posted on 07/13/2013 2:27:26 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.{TaglineUsed w/SunkenCiv's permission.})
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To: mikrofon

THANK YOU!!!! LOL Good stuff!


32 posted on 07/13/2013 6:50:33 PM PDT by halo66
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