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Man Intending to Propose in the Nude Goes to the Wrong House, Gets Tasered, Arrested
Opposing Views ^
| 06/05/2013
| By Sarah Rae Fruchtnicht
Posted on 06/05/2013 12:47:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Edited on 06/05/2013 12:49:50 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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A Florida man who planned to propose to his girlfriend while naked went to the wrong house and ended up getting tasered and arrested.
Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong door in Casselberry. Homeowners called the police, who had a bizarre and ill-tempered confrontation with the nude man.
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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: donttasemebro; floriduh
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Just another day in FLA.
To: Responsibility2nd; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
To: Responsibility2nd
Evidently, 22 is too young to get married.
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
06/05/2013 12:49:48 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Responsibility2nd
Meth. It's always meth.
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posted on
06/05/2013 12:49:58 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Forget it, Jake. It's Eric Holder's people.")
To: Responsibility2nd
“I don’t know where my girlfriend lives, but I’m gonna take my clothes off and just start knocking on doors. If I find her, it’s gonna be a hoot!”
To: Responsibility2nd
Not quite as bad as proposing at a sporting event and it is on the Jumbotron and/or TV and she says “no.”
That has to be worse than being tazed.
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posted on
06/05/2013 12:51:14 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea)
To: Responsibility2nd
Florida. Not Like The Rest of Us.
Sounds like the dude was seriously drunk. How can he not know which house is his girlfriend's? Surely he'd been there before.
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posted on
06/05/2013 12:51:19 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(For me, I plan to die standing as a free man rather than spend one second on my knees as a slave.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Bigger question is does a taser cause shrinkage?
To: Responsibility2nd
Proposing in the nude at 3:45 AM on a Sunday because girlfriend told him to but finding the wrong house?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
To: Responsibility2nd
I hate when that happens...
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posted on
06/05/2013 12:54:20 PM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
To: Responsibility2nd
Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?
To: Responsibility2nd
I think that would be a no. She lives on the other side of town.
To: Responsibility2nd
If yer gonna marry her, at least know ‘er well enough to know which hose is hers.
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong doorUh huh.
Dude, I think you missed a subtle hint.
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posted on
06/05/2013 1:04:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
To: Responsibility2nd
It’s not called Flori-duh for nottin’
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Then he decided he just wanted to go to jail and spat on the cop to make it happen. He must really must have needed some rest.
To: Alex in chains
“Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?”
Neither. They reported a naked guy at the door yelling that he wanted to Cialis.
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posted on
06/05/2013 1:10:59 PM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: Responsibility2nd
My father was fond of saying “Stupidity is often it’s own reward.”
To: 5thGenTexan
If yer gonna marry her, at least know er well enough to know which hose is hers. Intentional typo?
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posted on
06/05/2013 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
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