Skip to comments.Man Intending to Propose in the Nude Goes to the Wrong House, Gets Tasered, Arrested
Posted on 06/05/2013 12:47:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2ndEdited on 06/05/2013 12:49:50 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
A Florida man who planned to propose to his girlfriend while naked went to the wrong house and ended up getting tasered and arrested.
Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong door in Casselberry. Homeowners called the police, who had a bizarre and ill-tempered confrontation with the nude man.
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Evidently, 22 is too young to get married.
“I don’t know where my girlfriend lives, but I’m gonna take my clothes off and just start knocking on doors. If I find her, it’s gonna be a hoot!”
Not quite as bad as proposing at a sporting event and it is on the Jumbotron and/or TV and she says “no.”
That has to be worse than being tazed.
Sounds like the dude was seriously drunk. How can he not know which house is his girlfriend's? Surely he'd been there before.
Bigger question is does a taser cause shrinkage?
Proposing in the nude at 3:45 AM on a Sunday because girlfriend told him to but finding the wrong house?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I hate when that happens...
Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?
I think that would be a no. She lives on the other side of town.
If yer gonna marry her, at least know ‘er well enough to know which hose is hers.
Dude, I think you missed a subtle hint.
It’s not called Flori-duh for nottin’
Then he decided he just wanted to go to jail and spat on the cop to make it happen. He must really must have needed some rest.
“Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?”
Neither. They reported a naked guy at the door yelling that he wanted to Cialis.
My father was fond of saying “Stupidity is often it’s own reward.”
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