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Man Intending to Propose in the Nude Goes to the Wrong House, Gets Tasered, Arrested
Opposing Views ^ | 06/05/2013 | By Sarah Rae Fruchtnicht

Posted on 06/05/2013 12:47:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Edited on 06/05/2013 12:49:50 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A Florida man who planned to propose to his girlfriend while naked went to the wrong house and ended up getting tasered and arrested.

Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong door in Casselberry. Homeowners called the police, who had a bizarre and ill-tempered confrontation with the nude man.


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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: donttasemebro; floriduh
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Just another day in FLA.
1 posted on 06/05/2013 12:47:21 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Oops.


2 posted on 06/05/2013 12:48:39 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Evidently, 22 is too young to get married.


3 posted on 06/05/2013 12:49:35 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bath Salts...


4 posted on 06/05/2013 12:49:48 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Meth. It's always meth.
5 posted on 06/05/2013 12:49:58 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("Forget it, Jake. It's Eric Holder's people.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

“I don’t know where my girlfriend lives, but I’m gonna take my clothes off and just start knocking on doors. If I find her, it’s gonna be a hoot!”


6 posted on 06/05/2013 12:50:22 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Responsibility2nd

Not quite as bad as proposing at a sporting event and it is on the Jumbotron and/or TV and she says “no.”

That has to be worse than being tazed.


7 posted on 06/05/2013 12:51:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Florida. Not Like The Rest of Us.

Sounds like the dude was seriously drunk. How can he not know which house is his girlfriend's? Surely he'd been there before.

8 posted on 06/05/2013 12:51:19 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (For me, I plan to die standing as a free man rather than spend one second on my knees as a slave.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bigger question is does a taser cause shrinkage?


9 posted on 06/05/2013 12:51:54 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Responsibility2nd

Proposing in the nude at 3:45 AM on a Sunday because girlfriend told him to but finding the wrong house?

Yeah, that sounds about right.


10 posted on 06/05/2013 12:53:51 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Responsibility2nd

I hate when that happens...


11 posted on 06/05/2013 12:54:20 PM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?


12 posted on 06/05/2013 12:56:42 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think that would be a no. She lives on the other side of town.


13 posted on 06/05/2013 1:00:00 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: Responsibility2nd

If yer gonna marry her, at least know ‘er well enough to know which hose is hers.


14 posted on 06/05/2013 1:01:04 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong door

Uh huh.

Dude, I think you missed a subtle hint.

15 posted on 06/05/2013 1:04:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Responsibility2nd

It’s not called Flori-duh for nottin’


16 posted on 06/05/2013 1:08:50 PM PDT by No Socialist
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Then he decided he just wanted to go to jail and spat on the cop to make it happen. He must really must have needed some rest.


17 posted on 06/05/2013 1:09:46 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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“Did the homeowners report a hold up? Or a stick up?”

Neither. They reported a naked guy at the door yelling that he wanted to Cialis.


18 posted on 06/05/2013 1:10:59 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Responsibility2nd

My father was fond of saying “Stupidity is often it’s own reward.”


19 posted on 06/05/2013 1:16:07 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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If yer gonna marry her, at least know ‘er well enough to know which hose is hers.

Intentional typo?

20 posted on 06/05/2013 1:28:10 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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