Skip to comments.Zombie-Scented Perfumes Make You Smell Less Attractive to the Undead
Posted on 03/10/2013 10:06:34 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
Zombie-scented perfumes make you smell less attractive to the undead
Usually a person dabs on a bit of perfume in hopes of attracting someone else's attention, but could a zombie-scented perfume repel the affections of the flesh-craving dead? Demeter Fragrance Library, purveyors of all sorts of offbeat scents, have come up with a pair of undead-themed perfumes that could come in handy during the zombie apocalypse.
No, the perfume doesn't smell like decaying flesh. Instead, Zombie for Him combines dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth, while Zombie for Her is a more feminine version, adding "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel." Let's just hope that it succeeds in masking our living, human scent without attracting amorous zombies in the process.
(Excerpt) Read more at io9.com ...
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Zombie for Him - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757765/products/Zombie-for-Him.html
Zombie for Her - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757766/products/Zombie-for-Her.html
So it makes you smell unwashed and brainless like a democrat.
I asked my wife if she wanted some and she said yes, as it was the only way I would ever buy her perfume. Apparently the last time I purchased perfume was in the early 90’s according to her.
Only a women would or could keep track of that.
I got some readily available methane that should do the trick. Some pickled eggs and a few brewskies should add to the “mix”.
I’m not so sure. I think the best zombie repellant would be the smell of a Democrat poll worker, who incessantly pesters zombies to vote.
“Yeah, I know I told you last time that if Obama was reelected all you zombies would get free brains, and like he wants to, but the Republicans block him, because they like *hate* zombies! They are anti-zombie racists!”
It doesn't help when somebody's @$$ is grass.
As everyone knows, zombies feed on brains.
The vast majority of Democrats, Progressives and Leftists will be safe in a zombie attack.
Luckily, my Wife still loves when I wear Drakkar.
What is Drakkar?
It’s an ‘80s cologne.
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