I asked my wife if she wanted some and she said yes, as it was the only way I would ever buy her perfume. Apparently the last time I purchased perfume was in the early 90’s according to her.
Only a women would or could keep track of that.
I got some readily available methane that should do the trick. Some pickled eggs and a few brewskies should add to the “mix”.
Luckily, my Wife still loves when I wear Drakkar.