[Slings and Arrows]

Be sure to watch the video - either the doctor or the translator is an excellent deadpan comic.

[Slings and Arrows]

At least he remembered where his car keys were.

[doc1019]

Man finds screwdriver impaled in head after looking in car mirror

I hate when that happens.

[mountn man]

So...

Whats the "point" of this thread?

[tumblindice]

He just lit up a smoke.

“Suave! Damn he’s one suave guy!” Frank Booth

[Amberdawn]

Hey, you can’t live between Germany and Russia for centuries without being hard headed folks....

[KittyKares]

I’d like to know what brand of cigarettes can calm you down with a screwdriver in your head!

[bunkerhill7]

I knew a guy who had a couple of screws loose but he didn`t have a garden.

[bramps]

Many years back the same thing happened to a guy named ‘Phillips’, hence the name...

[Chance Hart]

Proving once again that Some Men are just born Tougher than Others! Like Tex for instance

[TigersEye]

The moral of this story is ‘don’t look in the rear view mirror!’

[Slyfox]

STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD!!

[tumblindice]

“Luckily for him, the tool missed his brain and became lodged in his frontal lobe”

Whut?
This story reminds me of Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) falling out of a coconut tree a while back.
Lucky for him he landed on his head.

[Cvengr]

Report doesn’t mention which side of the cranium the screwdriver came from. Better take an MRI to see if they missed something.

[moose07]

The Screwdriver wasn't sterile so it wasn't ready to be put in direct contact with the brain

So ,what procedure do Polish Hospitals have that requires a Screwdriver to be in direct contact with the Brain?
I thought 'Screw loose' was just a metaphor!
Ahhh!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Phillip needs to be more careful with his tool.

[donmeaker]

The old story of Phineas Gage (who had a crowbar blown through his head) shows that massive head damage doesn’t even necessarily result in loss of consciousness.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Talk about being screwed. I’d still rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. If he’d kept going, he would have gotten the full Rose Marie Kennedy.

[BuffaloJack]

About 25 years ago I actually had something similar happen to me, but on a smaller scale.
I was cleaning rust off of a metal part with a wire wheel on a bench grinder. I felt something hit me in the forehead and I stopped momentarily to look in a mirror, but I couldn’t see anything. A week later I developed a a pimple-like bump that started to itch. Another 2 weeks went by before it started looking worse. That’s when I went to a doctor. At first he though it was a small boil and tried to lance it, That’s when we discovered something hard and metallic in the center. He gave up trying to use tweezers and grabbed onto the end of the metal with a pair of needlenose pliers. What came out was a 2 inch long wire that had come loose from the wire wheel.

[Uncle Chip]

The impact was so hard the screwdriver managed to penetrate five centimetres into the front of his head. Luckily for him, the tool missed his brain and became lodged in the frontal lobe of his cranium.

So then the frontal lobe is not part of the "brain" there in Poland???

You can dig 5 centimeters in and not find any brain matter???

[EternalVigilance]

‘I don’t remember what happened that day, at some point when I was working in my garden I slipped and fell down,’ said the man, who didn’t want to be identified.

Surgeons at University Hospital in Bialystok managed to get the screwdriver out after operating for three hours.

I wonder how many Polish surgeons it takes to unscrewdriver a dimbulb.