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Nassau couple charged after sex on the highway turns to confrontation
The Florida Times-Union ^ | September 18, 2012 | Dana Treen

Posted on 09/18/2012 1:50:56 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Passion in a moving car on Interstate 95 ended in a Fernandina Beach couple’s arrest Sunday when another motorist who witnessed the sex was followed by the lovers and confronted, according to an arrest report.

In addition to indecent exposure, Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, and Suzanne Welker, 31, were charged Sunday with aggravated assault for pulling a gun, according to the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office.

Around 3 p.m. Sunday near the Nassau County line, a man and woman engaged in a sex act were spotted from the another lane. Then the woman, who the report said was “naked and could be seen clearly by everyone in the area,” started to climb into the driver’s lap.

Louis Carr, 24, told deputies the driver, later identified as Gonzales, slowed down as soon as he realized people were watching.

He got behind Carr’s pickup and began tailgating and trying to pass.

(Excerpt) Read more at jacksonville.com ...


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KEYWORDS: banglist; confrontation; ernestgonzalez; fernandinabeach; florida; floriduh; i95; inflagrantedelicto; louiscarr; napl; nassau; suzannewelker
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Picture of lady included in original. Would Laz hit it?
1 posted on 09/18/2012 1:51:05 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...

DANG!


2 posted on 09/18/2012 1:52:40 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
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ttiuwp


3 posted on 09/18/2012 1:53:04 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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4 posted on 09/18/2012 1:53:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.


5 posted on 09/18/2012 1:54:42 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“...They didn’t care they were just dyin’ to get off.
And it was sex on the highway,
Surely make you lose your mind.
Sex on the highway, oh yeah”


6 posted on 09/18/2012 1:57:31 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Not too shabby when cleaned up ...

7 posted on 09/18/2012 1:57:38 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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I’d hit it in a car
I’d hit it in a bar
I’d hit in that jail
I’d hit it out on bail

I like her Racoon eyes
I would take her by surprise
Laz would hit it like 10 flies
All in one blow! Hey, Surprise!


8 posted on 09/18/2012 1:58:45 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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To: JennysCool

She can ride with/on me anytime...


9 posted on 09/18/2012 1:59:56 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is the second “sex in a moving car” story out of Florida in a week. What gives?!?!?


10 posted on 09/18/2012 2:00:36 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Not even worth a test drive.


11 posted on 09/18/2012 2:00:41 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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Not even a Hummer???


12 posted on 09/18/2012 2:07:29 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Uncle Miltie

So... her nickname is “stretch”??


13 posted on 09/18/2012 2:11:06 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: 5thGenTexan

Florida, the sand, the ocean, the insanity... it does things to people...


14 posted on 09/18/2012 2:11:58 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

As Rodney Dangerfield would say, “hey you two, go find a hotel room”. That definitely applies in this case !


15 posted on 09/18/2012 2:15:29 PM PDT by CORedneck
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To: Uncle Miltie

Guilty as sin


16 posted on 09/18/2012 2:17:20 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine ("On the ascent of Olympus, what's a botched bar or two?" -Artur Schnabel)
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To: Uncle Miltie

What a sport!


17 posted on 09/18/2012 2:22:59 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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Florida, the sand, the ocean, the insanity... it does things to people...

Kinda like California....the sun and heat reflecting off the water just fries their brains.
18 posted on 09/18/2012 2:28:29 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth.)
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I’m not sure if its the sun and the heat but in SF and Hollyweird it could be an undiscovered STD


19 posted on 09/18/2012 2:43:02 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: goseminoles

Fresh out of the showroom?—okay, I’m on board.

But I’m more than a little concerned what that previous driver’s Carfax might turn up.


20 posted on 09/18/2012 3:02:43 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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