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Egypt funeral turns happy after dead man awakes
Yahoo News ^
| 5/12/2012
| AP writer
Posted on 05/12/2012 7:32:54 AM PDT by Former Fetus
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To: Former Fetus; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim; Charles Henrickson; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; ...
A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.
Been there, done that.
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posted on
05/12/2012 9:20:49 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Mock Like An Egyptian)
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Dying is easy.
Comedy is hard.
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posted on
05/12/2012 9:27:00 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Mock Like An Egyptian)
To: Former Fetus
That poor guy having an MI at such a young age...I wonder
what the future holds for that guy...like if he has
hypoxic brain damage, or severely compromised heart function.
Very sad medical milieu he existed in...I mean the doctor
comes to pronounce him dead, but notices he is still warm...
uh, duh....didn’t the family notice anything?
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posted on
05/12/2012 10:30:34 AM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Ah great, now he'll want to go to Jerusalem and annoy the Romans.
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posted on
05/12/2012 11:40:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: martin_fierro
That used to happen a few centuries back in civilized countries. :’)
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posted on
05/12/2012 1:21:02 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Slings and Arrows
He might be the first Zombie of the pandemic; DON’T LET HIM BITE YOU!
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Don’t worry - the Mossad undercover sharks have my back.
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:10:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: SunkenCiv
When a person was buried there was a cord to pull if they were still alive, which rang a bell over the grave so they could be rescued. Something like that I read somewhere.
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