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Egypt funeral turns happy after dead man awakes
Yahoo News ^ | 5/12/2012 | AP writer

Posted on 05/12/2012 7:32:54 AM PDT by Former Fetus

The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead.

Hospital officials had pronounced dead Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, who came from the village of Naga al-Simman in the southern province of Luxor, after he suffered a heart attack while working.

His family says grieving relatives took him home and, according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening.

A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


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KEYWORDS: alive; egypt; funeral; imnotdead; napl
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Typical Third World medical care... coming soon to a hospital near you!

It would be funny, if we were not heading in that direction.

1 posted on 05/12/2012 7:33:07 AM PDT by Former Fetus
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To: Former Fetus; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Wake like . . . an Egyptian. . . .


2 posted on 05/12/2012 7:35:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("I'm not dead yet!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

It is too early for this very funny post of the day!


3 posted on 05/12/2012 7:37:24 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Former Fetus
I know my family. If they had gone to that much trouble, there WOULD be a funeral.

/johnny

4 posted on 05/12/2012 7:39:34 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Former Fetus
Bring out yer dead!

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5 posted on 05/12/2012 7:40:09 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL!


6 posted on 05/12/2012 7:41:26 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Former Fetus

The Grateful Undead.


7 posted on 05/12/2012 7:43:16 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ok. That was a score. :LOL:


8 posted on 05/12/2012 7:43:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: Former Fetus

How dare he delay and disappoint those 72 virgins in paradise waiting for him.


9 posted on 05/12/2012 7:48:27 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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"The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead."

Too bad that new law about husband's being able to have sex with their dead wives doesn't apply to women.

10 posted on 05/12/2012 7:55:16 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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oo bad that new law about husband’s being able to have sex with their dead wives doesn’t apply to women
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In todays ‘gay friendly’ world, one must wonder if his ‘significant other’ (or an ‘admirer’) didn’t enter the ‘dark hole’, in the allotted time?

Puts a whole new light on ‘Dead men tell no tales’.


11 posted on 05/12/2012 8:04:54 AM PDT by xrmusn (#6/98# Let's start from scratch by voting ALL incumbents out.)
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I’d rate that retort Pharaoh to Midian....


12 posted on 05/12/2012 8:06:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (Just bustin' your Cheops...)
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To: tflabo
It's ok, you will be mine sooner or later. I can wait!


13 posted on 05/12/2012 8:15:40 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Former Fetus
according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening.

Probably the first bath he's ever had.

14 posted on 05/12/2012 8:20:51 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Former Fetus

Is that rigormortis,or are you just happy to see me?


15 posted on 05/12/2012 8:38:11 AM PDT by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
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To: Former Fetus

I can see the same thing happening to Larry King!!!


16 posted on 05/12/2012 8:43:29 AM PDT by ontap
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I wonder is he woke up asking to see his Mummy?


17 posted on 05/12/2012 8:49:17 AM PDT by billhilly
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"In todays ‘gay friendly’ world, one must wonder if his ‘significant other’ (or an ‘admirer’) didn’t enter the ‘dark hole’, in the allotted time?"

Significant other = A nanny goat.

18 posted on 05/12/2012 8:55:12 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Former Fetus

But but but....did he get the powerball lotto numbers and what are they?????


19 posted on 05/12/2012 8:58:02 AM PDT by celtic gal
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To: Former Fetus

`e was just restin’.


20 posted on 05/12/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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