Typical Third World medical care... coming soon to a hospital near you!
It would be funny, if we were not heading in that direction.
To: Former Fetus; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Wake like . . . an Egyptian. . . .
To: Former Fetus
I know my family. If they had gone to that much trouble, there WOULD be a funeral.
/johnny
To: Former Fetus
Bring out yer dead!
5 posted on
05/12/2012 7:40:09 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
To: Former Fetus
7 posted on
05/12/2012 7:43:16 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: Former Fetus
How dare he delay and disappoint those 72 virgins in paradise waiting for him.
9 posted on
05/12/2012 7:48:27 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: Former Fetus
"The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead."
Too bad that new law about husband's being able to have sex with their dead wives doesn't apply to women.
10 posted on
05/12/2012 7:55:16 AM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Former Fetus
according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening. Probably the first bath he's ever had.
14 posted on
05/12/2012 8:20:51 AM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Former Fetus
Is that rigormortis,or are you just happy to see me?
15 posted on
05/12/2012 8:38:11 AM PDT by
pricilla
(one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
To: Former Fetus
I can see the same thing happening to Larry King!!!
16 posted on
05/12/2012 8:43:29 AM PDT by
ontap
To: Former Fetus
But but but....did he get the powerball lotto numbers and what are they?????
To: Former Fetus
20 posted on
05/12/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(Our new, happy lives.)
To: Former Fetus; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim; Charles Henrickson; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; ...
A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.
Been there, done that.
21 posted on
05/12/2012 9:20:49 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Mock Like An Egyptian)
To: Former Fetus
That poor guy having an MI at such a young age...I wonder
what the future holds for that guy...like if he has
hypoxic brain damage, or severely compromised heart function.
Very sad medical milieu he existed in...I mean the doctor
comes to pronounce him dead, but notices he is still warm...
uh, duh....didn’t the family notice anything?
23 posted on
05/12/2012 10:30:34 AM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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