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Egypt funeral turns happy after dead man awakes
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| 5/12/2012
| AP writer
Posted on 05/12/2012 7:32:54 AM PDT by Former Fetus
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Typical Third World medical care... coming soon to a hospital near you!
It would be funny, if we were not heading in that direction.
To: Former Fetus; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Wake like . . . an Egyptian. . . .
To: Charles Henrickson
It is too early for this very funny post of the day!
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:37:24 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Former Fetus
I know my family. If they had gone to that much trouble, there WOULD be a funeral.
/johnny
To: Former Fetus
Bring out yer dead!
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:40:09 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Former Fetus
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:43:16 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: Charles Henrickson
Ok. That was a score. :LOL:
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:43:54 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
To: Former Fetus
How dare he delay and disappoint those 72 virgins in paradise waiting for him.
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:48:27 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: Former Fetus
"The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead."
Too bad that new law about husband's being able to have sex with their dead wives doesn't apply to women.
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posted on
05/12/2012 7:55:16 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: mass55th
oo bad that new law about husband’s being able to have sex with their dead wives doesn’t apply to women
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
In todays ‘gay friendly’ world, one must wonder if his ‘significant other’ (or an ‘admirer’) didn’t enter the ‘dark hole’, in the allotted time?
Puts a whole new light on ‘Dead men tell no tales’.
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:04:54 AM PDT
by
xrmusn
(#6/98# Let's start from scratch by voting ALL incumbents out.)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
I’d rate that retort Pharaoh to Midian....
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:06:48 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Just bustin' your Cheops...)
To: tflabo
It's ok, you will be mine sooner or later. I can wait!
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:15:40 AM PDT
by
Former Fetus
(Saved by grace through faith)
To: Former Fetus
according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening. Probably the first bath he's ever had.
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:20:51 AM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Former Fetus
Is that rigormortis,or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:38:11 AM PDT
by
pricilla
(one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
To: Former Fetus
I can see the same thing happening to Larry King!!!
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:43:29 AM PDT
by
ontap
To: ontap
I wonder is he woke up asking to see his Mummy?
To: xrmusn
"In todays gay friendly world, one must wonder if his significant other (or an admirer) didnt enter the dark hole, in the allotted time?"
Significant other = A nanny goat.
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posted on
05/12/2012 8:55:12 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Former Fetus
But but but....did he get the powerball lotto numbers and what are they?????
To: Former Fetus
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posted on
05/12/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Our new, happy lives.)
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