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Police: Fatal stabbing blamed on fart jokes
MSNBC/Associated Press ^
| Jan. 20, 2011
Posted on 01/21/2011 8:24:54 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
BRISTOL, Conn. — A Connecticut man is being held on murder and assault charges after allegedly stabbing four people, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; dupnik; oldnews; sheriffdupnik
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To: Free ThinkerNY
When we outlaw fart jokes , only guys like Craig Ferguson will have fart jokes.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:27:12 PM PST
by
NoLibZone
(Five time DNC backed candidate Fred Phelps: "God sent the shooter".)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Four people stabbed. That stinks.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:27:53 PM PST
by
samtheman
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
When a man holding a knife tells you to pull his finger, you pull his finger!
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:29:03 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Guarantee, drugs were involved.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:29:31 PM PST
by
doc1019
(Martyrdom is a great thing, until it is your turn.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hate it when this happens.....
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:29:45 PM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Maybe it wasn't him who farted. Somebody: “Who farted?” Everyone at the party, even the girls say “MARC”. No wonder.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:30:10 PM PST
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Whoever denied it supplied it
To: Free ThinkerNY
Always blame it on the dog, cat, kid, if you can.
To: Free ThinkerNY
This must be a misprint, given that we all know - from media repetition, that murders are 100% gun-related.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:33:45 PM PST
by
Zhang Fei
(Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always)
To: kbennkc
Maybe it wasn't him who farted. Somebody: “Who farted?” Everyone at the party, even the girls say “MARC”. No wonder. It was the dog!
To: Free ThinkerNY
I am unable to relate to this story. I like taking credit for farts.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:35:47 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: KoRn
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:37:10 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
It was the dog!
That's what she said.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:37:37 PM PST
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Back when I was in college, we considered that cause for pride, not stabbing people.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:38:34 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?" "I'd say you've had enough.")
To: kbennkc
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:41:53 PM PST
by
NoLibZone
(Five time DNC backed candidate Fred Phelps: "God sent the shooter".)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’ll bet the assailant was a preacher.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Pima Co. needs to send their Dipstik up there. Sounds like it’s a Mecca of flatulence.
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posted on
01/21/2011 8:42:51 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(They're not going to shut me up! - Sarah Palin 2012)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Even Olbermann was right once in his life. He referred to Bristol, Connecticut (ESPN’s headquarters), as a “Godforsaken place.”
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