[NoLibZone]

When we outlaw fart jokes , only guys like Craig Ferguson will have fart jokes.

[samtheman]

Four people stabbed. That stinks.

[montyspython]

Silent but deadly...

[Grizzled Bear]

When a man holding a knife tells you to pull his finger, you pull his finger!

[doc1019]

Guarantee, drugs were involved.

[KoRn]

I hate it when this happens.....

[kbennkc]

Maybe it wasn't him who farted. Somebody: “Who farted?” Everyone at the party, even the girls say “MARC”. No wonder.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Whoever denied it supplied it

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

Always blame it on the dog, cat, kid, if you can.

[Zhang Fei]

This must be a misprint, given that we all know - from media repetition, that murders are 100% gun-related.

[mamelukesabre]

I am unable to relate to this story. I like taking credit for farts.

[RichInOC]

Back when I was in college, we considered that cause for pride, not stabbing people.

[fightin kentuckian]

I’ll bet the assailant was a preacher.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Pima Co. needs to send their Dipstik up there. Sounds like it’s a Mecca of flatulence.

[buccaneer81]

Even Olbermann was right once in his life. He referred to Bristol, Connecticut (ESPN’s headquarters), as a “Godforsaken place.”

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

He was faster than Loughner. Now we have to outlaw knives.

I’m being facetious but you know what I mean. But the MSM will ignore this one re what happened in Arizona.

Nuts are nuts, no matter what they are armed with, but thanks to the ACLU, you can’t get them medical help before tragedy strikes.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Flatulence

[Dr.Deth]

This story doesn’t pass the smell test.

[GnuHere]

Stabbing people makes him a Party Pooper squared!

[Lockbar]

"Here, pull my finger"