The sales pitch is simply brilliant, and I just had to share.
Please caption, comment, photoshop, or come up with your own funny "You know Your a Redneck when..." line.
Posted on 10/10/2009 10:14:06 PM PDT by Safrguns
I Snapped this picture today in a very small town near my own in north central Oklahoma.
The sales pitch is simply brilliant, and I just had to share.
Please caption, comment, photoshop, or come up with your own funny "You know Your a Redneck when..." line.
You Know Your a Redneck when... "You post a reply asking where the hell the phone number is"
when... your first thought is, “yeah right, not even close.”
SOLD!!
And I are one.
That Ford is a thang of beauty.
You know you’re a redneck when you ask “is this the original paint job”?
>>> “Nah, that ain’t red neck ready... them tars are too small!”
Lol... u right... didn’t notice before. easy fix though.
You Know Your a Redneck when...
You already have one just like it but think about getting one for the wife too.
...when you knew the model year without looking at the the windshield.
I always wanted a VW bus with camo all over it.
You add running lights to a 3/4 ton and one of your headlights is blown.
You know you are a redneck when this is your mother’s favorite snowplow.
LOL!.... that needs a 50 cal mounted on it!
Ha! No winch. That’s for a redneck wannabe.
German redneck?
**I always wanted a VW bus with camo all over it.**
We have one here in town... great camo..only problem, a RED CHINESE STAR on Front... owned by a Cornell University PROFESSOR!
It aint Redneck ready until there’s a gun rack and guns.
Here is the TRUE Test!
30 things you will never hear a southern boy say...
30. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling’s fake.
22. We’re vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a dang who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND NUMBER ONE....
1. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving.
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