Here is mine:
You Know Your a Redneck when... "You post a reply asking where the hell the phone number is"
1 posted on
10/10/2009 10:14:07 PM PDT by
Safrguns
To: Safrguns
when... your first thought is, “yeah right, not even close.”
2 posted on
10/10/2009 10:15:27 PM PDT by
Kevmo
(So America gets what America deserves - the destruction of its Constitution. ~Leo Donofrio, 6/1/09)
To: Safrguns
3 posted on
10/10/2009 10:19:03 PM PDT by
gwilhelm56
(I will DIE with Israel BY MY SIDE, rather than LIVE with the CHAINS of ISLAM on my Back!)
To: Safrguns
"Nah, that ain't red neck ready... them tars are too small!"
4 posted on
10/10/2009 10:20:48 PM PDT by
Swordmaker
(Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
To: Safrguns
You know you're a Redneck if...You are one.
And I are one.
That Ford is a thang of beauty.
5 posted on
10/10/2009 10:22:07 PM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Third World trickle up poverty will result in cascading Third World tyranny.)
To: Safrguns
You know you’re a redneck when you ask “is this the original paint job”?
6 posted on
10/10/2009 10:25:03 PM PDT by
lilycicero
(Or you're wife beater matches what you drive)
To: Safrguns
You Know Your a Redneck when...
You already have one just like it but think about getting one for the wife too.
8 posted on
10/10/2009 10:30:54 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: Safrguns
...when you knew the model year without looking at the the windshield.
9 posted on
10/10/2009 10:31:27 PM PDT by
SeeSharp
To: Safrguns
I always wanted a VW bus with camo all over it.
10 posted on
10/10/2009 10:33:56 PM PDT by
dr_who
To: Safrguns
...when you know that camo duct tape would look good on the windshield trim...
11 posted on
10/10/2009 10:36:23 PM PDT by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: Safrguns
when...
You add running lights to a 3/4 ton and one of your headlights is blown.
12 posted on
10/10/2009 10:36:38 PM PDT by
budwiesest
(It's that girl from Alaska.)
To: Safrguns
Maybe even something like this...
13 posted on
10/10/2009 10:39:29 PM PDT by
dr_who
To: Safrguns
You know you are a redneck when this is your mother’s favorite snowplow.
14 posted on
10/10/2009 10:43:04 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Safrguns
Ha! No winch. That’s for a redneck wannabe.
16 posted on
10/10/2009 10:51:25 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: Safrguns
It aint Redneck ready until there’s a gun rack and guns.
19 posted on
10/10/2009 11:09:12 PM PDT by
CyberAnt
(Michael Yon: "The U.S. military is the most respected institution in Iraq.")
To: Safrguns
Here is the TRUE Test!
30 things you will never hear a southern boy say...
30. Oh I just couldnt, shes only sixteen.
29. Ill take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape wont fix that.
27. Come to think of it, Ill have a Heineken.
26. We dont keep firearms in this house.
25. You cant feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, its just not safe.
23. Wrestlings fake.
22. Were vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. Ill have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we dont need another dog.
18. Who gives a dang who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldnt find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. Ive got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys.
8. Ive got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. Shes too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, heres an episode of Hee Haw that we havent seen.
4. I dont have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND NUMBER ONE....
1. Nope, no more for me. Im driving.
To: Safrguns
"Astro turf bedliner included"- Bill Clinton
21 posted on
10/10/2009 11:37:12 PM PDT by
sayfer bullets
("...and if it stops moving, subsidize it." - RR)
To: Safrguns
Looks like Ponca city or the rurals. lol
23 posted on
10/10/2009 11:41:25 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Safrguns
Yippee, Kih, yeah, cluck, cluck, cluck
29 posted on
10/10/2009 11:49:58 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Safrguns
It comes with a cooler filled with beer and a pre loaded ammo case.
44 posted on
10/12/2009 7:22:22 AM PDT by
Snoopy88
("The swiftest way for evil to grow is when he good do nothing" -Edmund Burke)
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