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Man arrested after trying to teach cat a lesson by shooting a gun
LA Times ^

Posted on 09/13/2009 11:29:37 AM PDT by Chet 99

September 12, 2009 | 7:24 pm

Presenting a brand-spanking-new feature here at Unleashed: "Don't. Just Don't." Here, we'll cover all the ill-advised ideas we silly humans have for dealing with animals. Generally speaking, they don't turn out well. For example:

A Boynton Beach, Fla., man told police that he'd been trying to teach his ill-mannered cat a lesson when he carried it to his garage, where he fired his handgun into a flotation device. The resulting noise, apparently, was intended to scare the animal in an effort to convince it to do its business in the litter box (desired) rather than on the bed (where it apparently left a mess, causing the unfortunate firearm business).

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping; napl
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1 posted on 09/13/2009 11:29:37 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

I honestly believe most animlas are smarter than most people.


2 posted on 09/13/2009 11:30:38 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

wont see that on dog whisperer


3 posted on 09/13/2009 11:33:51 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Chet 99; Slings and Arrows
"Listen Cat: You WILL use that litter box. Understand?"

 


4 posted on 09/13/2009 11:34:49 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Chet 99

“Hold muh beer honey, while I learn that cat sumthin...”


5 posted on 09/13/2009 11:36:55 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Chet 99
A “Hold mah Beer and watch this” Kodak moment


6 posted on 09/13/2009 11:40:09 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: Chet 99

Don’t you think Chet, that the would be cat-trainer in this instance would have fared better had he brought a pit bull into the garage, and instructed the pit bull to ‘teach that cat a lesson’?


7 posted on 09/13/2009 11:41:13 AM PDT by mkjessup (0bama?!?!? **************** YOU LIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *******************)
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To: mkjessup

From my experience, cats are pretty much incapable of being taught much of anything.


8 posted on 09/13/2009 11:47:09 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

This is not funny. Imagine how he treats people he wants to discipline.


9 posted on 09/13/2009 11:47:34 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: Chet 99

And the cat is supposed to equate the shooting of a flotation device in a garage with not going on the bed, how?


10 posted on 09/13/2009 11:49:59 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black.)
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To: Chet 99

Some people really shouldn’t own a gun.He probably won’t be owning one for long. But he’ll still be able to buy beer.


11 posted on 09/13/2009 11:50:16 AM PDT by mefistofelerevised
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To: Chet 99

Is there a door to this bedroom? Shut it.


12 posted on 09/13/2009 11:51:59 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black.)
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To: ReneeLynn

bttt


13 posted on 09/13/2009 11:54:49 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Chet 99

14 posted on 09/13/2009 11:54:59 AM PDT by Neets (Yea, Jeter is the second coming....of a Yankee career high hitter. Don't hate.)
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To: Chet 99

I have found a better way to talk to your cat is show a lot of love and speak to him often. Believe that he willa t least likely understand you and never get angry with him. Believe it or not it works. They have a far better ability to respond to you when you do the above. And of course never call your cat a rascist.


15 posted on 09/13/2009 11:56:25 AM PDT by bilhosty (Tax payers for change)
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To: darkwing104
"Hold my trophy and watch this."


16 posted on 09/13/2009 11:57:11 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: driftdiver
wont see that on dog whisperer

My cat, sitting on my lap while I was watching TV, reached over to the remote and changed the channel away from Dog Whisperer.

He's an old cat- not playful or anything. He's never tried to do that, or anything like it, at any other time. It wasn't an accidental bumping of it in a stretch or anything. It was a clear and deliberate motion, and I was looking down at him when he did it.

Now no, I don't seriously believe that he understands the remote control- but he did earn a long, contemplative look that night. :-)

17 posted on 09/13/2009 11:58:18 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: All; JoeProBono; Jeff Chandler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hhCh9t-bI
“Woman Lives With 130 Cats”


18 posted on 09/13/2009 11:59:33 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

I’m not sure what lesson the cat was trying to teach his man with the inciting event—but I’m guessing his man didn’t learn it.


19 posted on 09/13/2009 12:01:03 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Riley

this guy probably pissed the cat off and going on the bed was a message.


20 posted on 09/13/2009 12:07:21 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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