Posted on 06/10/2009 11:15:55 AM PDT by MarineMom613
Hope I did this right!
I am burning. Am at work and just got a call for my boss. Told him he wasn't in and asked if perhaps I can help him. He wanted me to tell him that he was Joe Biden VP and he was considering resigning his post, as he feels he cant' deal with it. At this point I let him have it with all guns FReeper style. I said if he was Joe Biden I was Obama. I told him to stop f(****g around.) Didn't like that. Then I decided to play with him. I asked why Joey was gonna leave. He changed the subject. Asked about other political issues. When he saw I was knowledgeable (thanks , FReepers) he asked where I got my info. Told him not from the papers or tv. I screamed at him he wouldn't be in that deep if he shut up.Also that the press has to leave Sarah & family ALONE. Asked what I thought about O's work. Told him he doesn't do much as he is traveling all over the world sucking up to Muslims. I asked him how many hours has he actually sat down and worked as pres. He said he didn't have his itinerary/schedule & wouldn't know. Then I said he's so busy in Europe but can make a statement about a baby killer but it took him several days to comment on Pvt Longs murder by a muslim here in the Homeland He claimed to know nothing about that. By then I was screaming, my assistant came to let me know I had a customer here so I told Joe to call back any time and I would love to continue our conversation! Oh, sorry just remembered part was about socialized health care. I told him to stick it where the sun don't shine. He asked why. I asked why do Europeans and Canadians come here for health care. He said not the French. I asked him what do you expect from the French. I am paraphrasing everything above as I can't recall exactly each word said but my assistant told me I was screaming at the idiot. I just lost it. He was definitely a democratic pollster/shill. I didn't let him get to where he wanted to go to. Now excuse me, I need a tranquilizer. If anyone else gets a call from Joe, tell him I said hi! LOL.
Sorry for all caps in title. Didn’t realize it til just now. This idiot/ahole just got to me.
You dropped the F-bomb on some guy who called for your boss? I hope you’re good at job-finding.
Sorry, but this just doesn’t make any sense. Switch to decaf, try paragraps, and then explain more clearly what the heck you’re talking about?
push poll?
from the always campaign or the media? but I repeat myself
Oh good.
So it’s not just me...
Yes. Paragraphs are our friends.
who, exactly, do you work for?
Have you ever seen those jellybeans that have those gross flavors like earwax and boogers?
Wow...good job! wish i could think that fast!!!
Who actually talks to crank callers?
Not to worry. I am in good. 28 years and counting. I figured at first it was one of his friends. They call saying all types of names to screw with me.
Then....Har!
IMO it was from campaign. When he realized how much i truly knew he was astounded and knew he wasn’t dealing with a RAT.
probably adding you to the anti-Obama database
You go, Mom! Good for you and your quick thinking and for ripping that telemarketer a new one!
Very interesting story, but a little confusing...can you tell it again for me?
Thanks!!!
My first post said that I hope I was doing this right. Sorry for no paragraphs.
So, my humble apologies for offending any of you. I didn’t do it on purpose just to mess with your heads. I was typing from memory and was so riled.
My boss is a nobody. It was a bs call. I played the guys
game and I told you the story.
End of Story.
You will like this:
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl, leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve ever seen a man do in my whole life.”
The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’m a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”
sheesh, do a search next time already
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