How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight? (Self Survey)

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[DogByte6RER]

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court

There are no weapons or foreign objects

Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)

The children are merciless and will show no fear

If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.

[DogByte6RER]

I scored a 23...

I figured this scenario imlpied that all of the five year olds were either demonically posessed or the were the kids from "Village of the Damned"

[DogByte6RER]

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[2ndDivisionVet]

Probably a platoon’s worth: I’m 6 feet tall, 375lbs, sideline as a bouncer/bodyguard and am ex-military, of course. On the other hand, I would hate to cause any harm to any child....

[cripplecreek]

27
Now I gotta go back and find out how much my dead body is worth.

[pandoraou812]

Ha I did better then you... I got

You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight. lmao

[Slings and Arrows]

24 - I'm in lousy shape, but I fight dirty.

[Grizzled Bear]

32

Why does this seem very wrong?

[azhenfud]

I scored a

29

Want to be a x ray technician?

[dynachrome]

Only 21. I am too nice! LOL

[pandoraou812]

TE come & do this..lmao I got a 27 & my husband got a 30.

[Grizzled Bear]

Get in here!

[pandoraou812]

Yes you are. Think about a bunch of rotten, mean horrible little kids coming at you with no mercy & you will do way better.

[cripplecreek]

Good news I have a 69% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. (must be from practicing with the 5 year olds)

[JillValentine]

Only 25. I guess my high-kicking won’t be of much help fighting short little kids.

[azhenfud]

Think of “alternate” (we called ‘em truancy) schools. Your number will rise appropriately...

[azhenfud]

I don’t know why the bit about the x-ray tech is in there...broken bones????

[9422WMR]

29
Me too!!!

[Ken522]

Only 15 .. I need to work on that ...

[azhenfud]

32!!! Dude, you is BAD...

[azhenfud]

Hey - GB got the three that took us out...;-)

[GoLightly]

I can only take out 18 & the site wouldn’t even give me any results the first time I took it. Kept sending me to a singles site.

[Grizzled Bear]

I think it helps that I’m willing to use one as a weapon if he attacks first.

This is just SO WRONG!

[dighton]

A definite affirmative from W.C. Fields.

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

[najida]

All of them,
I have cookies :)

[Xenalyte]

You’re one up on me . . . I can take on 22 and expect to live to tell.

[azhenfud]

"This is just SO WRONG!"

LOL! Agree.. "So wrong" comes in all sizes, I suspose.

[GoLightly]

I think it helps that I’m willing to use one as a weapon if he attacks first.

I wuz willing to do that & I still only got 18.

[Xenalyte]

Dayum! I want you on my team when the zombie kids attack.

[GoLightly]

All of them, I have cookies :)

They said you can't bring any weapons, so if you brought cookies to the fight, you cheated. Hrmpf

[Billthedrill]

28 here. Pickled herring and cheap beer farts.

"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender." W.C. Fields

[Grizzled Bear]

Dayum! I want you on my team when the zombie kids attack.

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What’s your score, team-mate?

[najida]

:)I just brought refreshments.

[spunkets]

"32"

I could only handle 31. Here's the extra kid. Catch!

[Xenalyte]

Only 22. I don’t have any nunchuck skills.

[Roccus]

24

I think the 55+ hurt my score.

[Grizzled Bear]

Here’s the extra kid. Catch!

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Doesn’t anybody need more practice?

[GoLightly]

I’m beginning to think you started the whole thing. Kids got wind of some adult having cookies & started attacking every adult sent into their lair.

[Grizzled Bear]

Only 22. I don’t have any nunchuck skills.

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I thought you could swing a sword! That’s got to count at least a little towards martial arts!

Remember; if you can swing a sword you can swing a five year old.

Jeez! This is just so damn wrong!

[Xenalyte]

Hey, I never thought about that! I have experience with broadsword, two-handed sword, quarterstaff, and (my favorite) the Duel to the Death, with daggers in our right hands and our left wrists tied together.

That’s gotta be good for three or four more kids.

[azhenfud]

"Doesn’t anybody need more practice?"

Na, I'm fairly satisfied at 29 to down...

[najida]

That’s it...
I’m now debating on making rugelach, pinwheels or biscotti....

In the morning.

[Grizzled Bear]

I’m beginning to think you started the whole thing. Kids got wind of some adult having cookies & started attacking every adult sent into their lair.

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We better warn everybody!

Hey everyone! Watch out for najida’s cookies! Najida has dangerous cookies!

[Grunthor]

“You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.”

I’m so bored.

[The Cajun]

32

Why does this seem very wrong?

Damn, a virtual Beowulf amongst toddlers you are.=)

[azhenfud]

"This is just so damn wrong!"

You keep saying that - you'da prolly racked up a dozen more if that hadn't have been on the test.....;-0

[Grizzled Bear]

That’s gotta be good for three or four more kids.

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That sounds twisted and disturbing...but that’s the spirit!

[SpringheelJack]

25 - too bad I don’t have martial arts experience.

[ReignOfError]

A mere 14. But that’s enough to clear a path and get out of their reach. Then come back with a garden hose. Or at least buy myself enough time to call for an ice cream truck.

[spunkets]

I got more. Here they come!