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Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking
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Posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
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To: HHKrepublican_2
posted... like last tuesday
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:59:35 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: HHKrepublican_2
I could probably have gotten through the week without knowing this!
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:00:31 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Larry Lucido
Hehe...I just KNEW this one would find its way into this thread!!!
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:00:31 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Timothy "Scars" Treadwell begins his first attempt to measure Polar Penii.
44
posted on
08/25/2006 12:01:25 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
"One evening a bear came just next to us in the night when we were doing the toilette," Sonne recalled.
It was just studying if humans Genitals are shrinking
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:01:38 PM PDT
by
20yearvet
(they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
To: HHKrepublican_2
It must be the cold hands of the scientist!
46
posted on
08/25/2006 12:02:07 PM PDT
by
Lando Lincoln
(For what cause would a liberal go to war? (Revolutions don't count))
To: HHKrepublican_2
47
posted on
08/25/2006 12:02:27 PM PDT
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: Owl_Eagle
"I'm gonna go on record right here and now and predict this will be the most tasteful thread of the day."
Tasteful???? We are not talking mountain oysters here.
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:03:42 PM PDT
by
MPJackal
("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
To: HHKrepublican_2
In other news female polar bears are on suicide watch!
49
posted on
08/25/2006 12:04:15 PM PDT
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: Owl_Eagle
I just want to know if the guy who gave the polar bear a reach-around got hazard pay.
50
posted on
08/25/2006 12:05:14 PM PDT
by
Malacoda
(Bu**er Islam)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who's got the patent on the polar bear penis pump?
51
posted on
08/25/2006 12:06:07 PM PDT
by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: HHKrepublican_2
To a rational person the shrinkage is apparently due to too much exposure of the genitals to much colder water temperatures. Fear not, for polar bear genitals will be restored to normal size once the ice age is overcome by global warming, several eons from now. In the meantime the
the polar bear dudes will just have to do what we human guys do; convince the gals that (-----)that much = 1 foot.
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:11:09 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(But who or what can check or balance our appointed for life,by Hezbocrats, Hezbojudiciary?)
To: Rennes Templar
I couldn't imagine such a polarizing post. This news is utterly chilling and makes me take paws. When confronted with this type of news, it's easy to be snowed and merely go with the floe, but standing up against shrinking genitalia could well prove to be the seminal issue of our day. I dare not shrink from such adversity, and would hope that other freepers have the testicular fortitude to be the bears of bad news...
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:11:11 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: HHKrepublican_2
From boneroom.com:
"Bacula
One of our most frequently asked questions here at The Bone Room is: What is a bacula? A baculum (the singular form, latin for "stick") is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. And no, we don't have one. Humans are one of the few mammals that lack this bone. These dense bones are uniquely shaped for each species and often aid in the classification of otherwise similar species."
54
posted on
08/25/2006 12:13:04 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Son, I'm so glad you finally got a job. Now tell your Mom and I exactly what a polar bear fluffer does!
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:14:08 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
After squatting on the ice for hours the pale ursines develop chilblains that soon become polar-rhoids.
Next week on Wild Kingdom, Marlin mounts an elk in his den.
To: HHKrepublican_2
So someobody got paid to get up next to a POLAR BEAR with a freakin ruler and some bear porn ?
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:14:44 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
"I'm not sure if MG70 would (or should) wear the pink one but if, so we have it available." ................Uncle Leo, Haberdasher ESQ.
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:15:35 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: traditional1
All the 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas, Janet Reno and Madelyn Hafbright-they don't need any cold water.
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:15:42 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: MrB
The halogens, especially our ubiquitous friend, chlorine, has been on the environmentalist's hit list for quite some time now, blamed for everything from ozone depletion to mass extinction; this is just one of the newer approaches to demonize its use.
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:16:59 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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