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(Vanity) Political Limerick 2-14-2006
grey_whiskers ^ | 2-14-2006 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 02/14/2006 5:20:55 AM PST by grey_whiskers

Today it is Valentine's Day
Men are in a hurry to say
"I love you" to her
with Diamonds or Fur
...and hope to get paid back "some way".

Note: the thread in the hypertext link is a parody, so your mileage may vary...

Off-topic, but couldn't resist:

Dick Cheney hunted last weekend
and accident'ly shot his friend
But what makes it worse
(no room in this verse)
It means this gambit's at an end!


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Cheers!
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