Michael Moore Checks In at Fat Farm

imdb.com ^ | August 24, 2005 | Staff

[kennedy]

Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight. The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com. Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

[kennedy]

Too good to pass up. Let the flaming begin.

[minus_273]

"life re-education",

hmm, why does that sound like something communists do to other?

[michigander]

will undergo "life re-education"

It will never work.

[dirtboy]

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

He could do that just by taking a shower.

[garyhope]

12 pounds?!!!

Shouldn't this be 120 pounds? Just as a start?

[nutmeg]

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[Millee]

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

I would aim to "lose" the 12 pounds, not just loosen it up.

[kevkrom]

Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm

Boy, I bet it must be nice to not be one of the "common people" Moore pretends to represent.

[Michael.SF.]

$3,800-a-week ... aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

So at that rate, he's gonna be there what..... two years?

And about 400K

[weegee]

He could lose more than 12 pounds with a well placed enema.

[Tijeras_Slim]

He could do that just by taking a shower.

Or removing everything above the collarbones.

[weegee]

"he is learning to cook healthy meals..."

The guy owns million dollar estates. Does ANYONE here believe he does his own cooking?

[kevkrom]

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

Take it from someone who's been through this -- at Moore's size, he should be able to lose 12 pounds in less than 12 days, let alone 21. If he can't lose 15-20 pounds in three weeks, he's not trying.

[LongsforReagan]

No really Mike, eat to your heart's content.

[macamadamia]

The joke's on him...the turd. Anyone who pays that much to lose weight...or to learn the obvious about how to lose weight...is not too bright.

[I see my hands]

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He should be pelted with dough-nuts wherever he speaks. Dough-nuts should be thrown at his car and at his home.

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[afnamvet]

Call the nearest sewer service truck, hook it to Moore and place the controls at Full Suck.

[FormerACLUmember]

Mickie Moore plans to lose 150 pounds so he can become as svelte as his good buddy, fellow anti-American traitor Ted Kennedy:

P.S.: Note Classy Teddy's open fly.

[exile]

"Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight."

Wow, the "Man of the People" at a fancy shmancy fat farm. I wonder how many of the "Little People" he represents can afford $3,800 a week for a diet course?

"The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals"

Like Mikey cooks for himself. Isn't that what the help is supposed to do?

"and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com."

Shouldn't be too difficult, he's familiar with brainwashing.

"Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks."

Good for Mikey, once those first 12 pounds are gone the other 350 pounds will just fly off. Then he'll just be "obese" and not "morbidly obese".

Someone should hook Mikey up with Richard Simmons.