"Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight."
Wow, the "Man of the People" at a fancy shmancy fat farm. I wonder how many of the "Little People" he represents can afford $3,800 a week for a diet course?
"The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals"
Like Mikey cooks for himself. Isn't that what the help is supposed to do?
"and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com."
Shouldn't be too difficult, he's familiar with brainwashing.
"Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 12 pounds during the first three weeks."
Good for Mikey, once those first 12 pounds are gone the other 350 pounds will just fly off. Then he'll just be "obese" and not "morbidly obese".
Someone should hook Mikey up with Richard Simmons.
That's why he's at a "Longevity Center", he IS morbidly obese.
With his high temper and high-blood pressure, he is at risk.