I was recently watching "Heavy" on A&E. For those of you unfamiliar, it's a reality program about people desperate to shed pounds. In order to lose the weight, these dangerously obese individuals are taken to an exotic beachfront location for six months where a waifish staff tells them what to eat, when to eat, which exercises to perform and for how long. Every day is dictated by people who know better. To liberals, this fancy fat farm is a mini-version of the ideal America. It's impossible to retain a job while residing at the fat farm, therefore "Heavy" producers pay...