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Electric Buses Fail in Cold Weather [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 January 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/09/2024 10:44:42 AM PST by John Semmens

The rush to replace diesel buses with electric buses is not faring well in colder climates. The city of SkellefteƄ in Sweden has had to drastically cut short its electric bus service due to sub-zero temperatures. Marie Larsson, chief of the city's bus operations, explained, "at minus 40 degrees it is too cold for the electric buses. In hindsight its seems like we should've taken this factor into consideration before we invested so much time and money converting from diesel buses."

In Minnesota, the cities of Duluth, Minneapolis and St. Paul are having similar problems. Metro Transit spokesperson Drew Kerr said, "electric buses can remain in service for 70 to 75 miles before needing to return to the garage. Diesel buses have an average range of 690 miles. So, basically, we need a tenfold increase in the number of buses if we're going to go all-electric. However, given that an electric bus costs more than three times the $100,000 price of a diesel bus I don't know whether a total conversion is economically affordable."

Duluth spokesperson Dave Clark said, "the frequency of failure to perform for electric buses has been much higher than for diesel buses. There have been too many malfunctions and glitches. The EVs were extremely problematic right out of the gate. Technical and vendor-related issues have further hindered the transition, but we remain committed to transitioning to all electric no matter what. People will just have to get used to the idea that they can't just go anywhere they want whenever they want."

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg praised "the determination and heroic efforts of these beleaguered cities to save the environment from global warming. Riders will need to learn that some degree of immobility is inevitable if we hope to save the planet from melting."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Science; Travel; Weather
KEYWORDS: buttigieg; cost; electricbus; ev; range; satire; transit
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1 posted on 01/09/2024 10:44:42 AM PST by John Semmens
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OMG , passengers stranded between bus stops , they’ll freeze to death


2 posted on 01/09/2024 10:46:31 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

The people that run these cities are complete morons in every respect.


3 posted on 01/09/2024 10:47:29 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Elect the Insane and you get insanity


4 posted on 01/09/2024 10:49:58 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Oh geez! Who didn’t see that coming? /sarc.


5 posted on 01/09/2024 10:51:03 AM PST by Jean2
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To: John Semmens

School buses are next.


6 posted on 01/09/2024 10:51:10 AM PST by Karoo
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Minus 40 degrees? I have to ask - is that C or F?


7 posted on 01/09/2024 10:52:23 AM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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Minus 40 degrees? I have to ask - is that C or F?

It’s not climate crisis it’s just normal , wait maybe they thought it would summer all year round by now ,LOL


8 posted on 01/09/2024 10:54:33 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: ComputerGuy

Funny.


9 posted on 01/09/2024 10:55:03 AM PST by jerod (Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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Meanwhile, certain cities are getting rid of trolleybuses in favor of this highly-flawed technology.
10 posted on 01/09/2024 10:55:13 AM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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"Marie Larsson, chief of the city's bus operations, explained, "at minus 40 degrees it is too cold for the electric buses. In hindsight its seems like we should've taken this factor into consideration"

Resign now, give the job to a man (if any real ones are left there), go home and cook meals.

11 posted on 01/09/2024 10:57:14 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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That’s what happens when a 15 yr old girl plans your transportation system.


12 posted on 01/09/2024 11:00:28 AM PST by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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To: butlerweave

-40C is actually the same as -40F.


13 posted on 01/09/2024 11:09:31 AM PST by Windcatcher
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To: John Semmens

And in other news, water is wet


14 posted on 01/09/2024 11:18:54 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Windcatcher

wrong


15 posted on 01/09/2024 11:34:09 AM PST by Kozy (new age haruspex; "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.")
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To: Karoo

Boulder Colorado discovered that electric school buses can’t handle hills on cold days. San Francisco electric buses can’t handle hills...but they’re going to save the world. Both went back to diesel.


16 posted on 01/09/2024 11:37:14 AM PST by sasquatch
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To: Kozy

Actually, *you’re* wrong.

F = (9/5)C + 32
= (9/5)(-40) + 32
= -72 + 32
= -40


17 posted on 01/09/2024 11:49:20 AM PST by Windcatcher
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To: ComputerGuy

- 40C = -40F


18 posted on 01/09/2024 11:50:32 AM PST by A strike (Words can have gender, humans cannot.)
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To: Windcatcher

And vice versa.


19 posted on 01/09/2024 11:51:51 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't match your biography, what good is it?)
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To: A strike

I was just having fun.


20 posted on 01/09/2024 11:53:38 AM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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