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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: null and void

Thanks for re-posting.
I didn’t see the moving van until after our is have put it here in the first place.

Too bad I don’t have access to any server space; I took pictures in the theater lobby, and for all my literary skill, I couldn’t tell the half of it.


41 posted on 12/03/2023 9:37:12 PM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Monkey Face; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; ...

42 posted on 12/04/2023 2:28:22 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Marmalade says for the baby to stay put!

Good morning. I reset the alarm so I could sleep a little longer, but I still woke up too soon.

It’s just as well. Laundry is waiting, but at least it’s not going into dryers today. Other than laundry, it’s just another day in Paradise.

It’s 37° but we’ll get up to 60 Fs today, with bright sunshine!


43 posted on 12/04/2023 2:43:17 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks ….. will get in line for refreshments ….. Thanks


44 posted on 12/04/2023 2:48:12 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Gaffer

In the ‘80s, our cat would “answer” the phone when it rang — Knocked the receiver off the hook. (Never said “meow, though.) If we were gone, though, it would ring busy for hours and not go to answering machine. We had to relocate it — the phone, not the cat.


45 posted on 12/04/2023 2:49:25 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: allen592

If I were a cat …. Would I let my owner in ? No catnip No entry ⛔️


46 posted on 12/04/2023 2:50:16 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Not much of a line these days, but the cookies and cocoa are always ready. Help yourself! ;o]


47 posted on 12/04/2023 2:52:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Monkey Face

That’s funny. I never heard the term, “undead thread”. There’s been one running for the last several months, about Zelensky being dictator for life ... It’s that an undead thread?


48 posted on 12/04/2023 2:53:23 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: Monkey Face

Face, you haven’t been hiding my laxatives, have you ? I’m never gonna get my school girl figure back, if my laxatives are missing. A supreme diet of pooping myself to 36-22-64. And where are my diapers ? At least I’ll have pleasant memories of the move.


49 posted on 12/04/2023 3:01:18 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Monkey Face

Congratulations on the sunshine. I don’t know what to expect here. Jake has been out and came right back, so something was unsat.


50 posted on 12/04/2023 3:04:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Yes, that was the previous Undead Thread.

The Undead Thread is a social event. We move about, from thread to thread, providing an oasis of cheerful chat to anyone who arrives and wants to participate. Also cat pictures.


51 posted on 12/04/2023 3:09:24 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: HKMk23

It sounds really nice. Thanks for letting us know this exists.


52 posted on 12/04/2023 3:10:06 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: MayflowerMadam; Delta 21; NicknamedBob

Originally, the Undead Thread (aka/Flying Castle) started out as a ZOT! thread way back in June of 2004, in one form or another. The first one, we ran up to the End of the Internet with 65,000+ posts, but in recent years, we try to keep the cap at 4000+ and then move on.

The Zelensky thread was our first truly ZOT! thread in quite a few years, and it was ZOTted three times before it got to 50 posts. Delta21 is the FReeper who alerted us to that one!

I can add your name to my ping list if you’d like. It’s very low volume, but at least you could be part of every move. Who knows? We may find another ZOT! thread!

Also, Nicknamedbob still has a list of the older previous threads... The ones that gave us the name “Flying Castle.” But some of those are very long reads!


53 posted on 12/04/2023 3:10:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: null and void; HKMk23

My breath was taken away when I read HK’s account, and couldn’t even find the words to articulate what I was thinking. Even now, it’s more of a whispered, “WOW!” than anything else.

I would love to see something like that!


54 posted on 12/04/2023 3:12:36 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Tax-chick

“Also cat pictures.”

That’s the reason I checked the Zelensky thread often. 😺


55 posted on 12/04/2023 3:20:40 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: sionnsar; NoCmpromiz; FriendDownUnder; tiamat; 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; A CA Guy; afnamvet; ...

Hey, Everyone!

MayflowerMadam just joined our ranks! Please give her a warm welcome!

MM, welcome to the Undead Thread! There aren’t many of us, but we are the best of the Best, so help yourself to the cookies and hot chocolate, put your feet up by the fire and jump into any conversation you want.

‘Face

;o]


56 posted on 12/04/2023 3:42:50 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks! Love the cookies.


57 posted on 12/04/2023 3:46:49 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: MayflowerMadam

If you’d like to be on the Morning Kitteh ping list, I can add you. It’s one cat picture per day.


58 posted on 12/04/2023 4:16:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Back from the laundry. One washer is down, so rather than stay there for an extra 40 minutes, I opted to wait until next week to finish up the wash. There wasn’t enough left to warrant the deep machine.

I’ll try to take a nap, and then I’ll get up and hang what I’ve washed.


59 posted on 12/04/2023 4:32:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning. Happy Monday.

We had a decent Saturday but a very wet Sunday.

Saturday I took F-I-L to his barber. He immediately told his barber he couldn’t drive any more. The barber, and 80-year-old, had a brace on his neck. He told F-I-L he couldn’t drive either and told F-I-L he was better off. I asked him to encourage that narrative, which he did.

Apparently the barber blacked out in his bathroom and woke up on the floor with a fractured neck. He was hoping to get x-rays this week to find out he could take the brace off.

Saturday evening I got a call from F-I-L to ask if I could help him with his heat. It seems he has forgotten how a thermostat works and keeps cranking the heat up, then turning the thing off when it gets too hot. Then it’s too cold and he can’t figure out why.

I told him it was set now and he didn’t need to touch it any more. Sunday, when we went over, he asked me to look at it again and he’d turned it off again. Mrs. ArGee taped that part shut and told him to stop touching the thermostat. We’ll see.

I’ll post the weekend’s golf scores later since this post is already long.


60 posted on 12/04/2023 4:47:09 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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