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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepetzealot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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1 posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592
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To: allen592

WILMA!


2 posted on 12/01/2023 10:18:53 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: allen592

It’s all fun and games until the cat lets a burglar in.


3 posted on 12/01/2023 10:29:39 AM PST by Ingtar
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To: allen592

My cat likes sitting on me too much, but I doubt she’d let me in as it’s obviously my fault I am outside and am a terrible cat servant because of that.


4 posted on 12/01/2023 10:37:47 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: allen592

Cat is smarter than the owner. Not good.


5 posted on 12/01/2023 10:38:09 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: allen592

Cats are evil.


6 posted on 12/01/2023 10:55:58 AM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: allen592; Larry Lucido
It’s all fun and games ‘til they can’t open a can.


7 posted on 12/01/2023 11:00:20 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: allen592; Darksheare

The Undead Thread is wondering if you would mind us appropriating your thread, please. It won’t come back to you in the same style it left you in, but we’ll run it up a few thousand posts before we wantonly cast it aside.

It will give you 15 minutes (or three months) of fame and notoriety, if that interests you. If not, you’ll get it anyway, if we take it over.

Waiting to hear from you!

‘Face

;o]


8 posted on 12/03/2023 4:42:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (If in the end you have not chosen Jesus Christ, it will not matter what you have chosen. Neal M.)
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To: Monkey Face

Bump!


9 posted on 12/03/2023 4:49:46 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

Kewl! Thanks!


10 posted on 12/03/2023 5:04:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (If in the end you have not chosen Jesus Christ, it will not matter what you have chosen. Neal M.)
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To: Monkey Face

Let’s goooooooooooo! I could use an undead thread. ;)


11 posted on 12/03/2023 5:24:47 AM PST by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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To: ZinGirl; Tax-chick

I could add you to the Ping List for the Undead Thread, if you’d like. Very low frequency ping, mostly holidays and a move, should we find ourselves running out of bandwidth. We try to keep the threads below 5000 posts if possible.

AND! We have a Kitty Ping every day, as well! I’m sure Tax-chick would be glad to add you to that list.

As soon as we get permission from the owner, we’ll move!

‘Face

;o]


12 posted on 12/03/2023 6:28:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (If in the end you have not chosen Jesus Christ, it will not matter what you have chosen. Neal M.)
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To: Monkey Face

Awww. Thank you kindly for the ping offers but I generally end up coming across some undead stuff anyway :). It’s always a nice surprise.


13 posted on 12/03/2023 8:12:26 AM PST by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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To: ZinGirl

Just look for me in forum and you’ll always find the Undead Thread!


14 posted on 12/03/2023 9:01:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: sionnsar; NoCmpromiz; FriendDownUnder; tiamat; 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; A CA Guy; afnamvet; ...

Here we are, Ganag!

As usual, there are chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa on the mezzanine. You’re welcome to belly up to the bar in any of the three Habitats (depending on your sleep patterns) and the library is, of course, open for those who wish to plunk down in front of a roaring fire!

Welcome to the new Home of the Undead Thread!


15 posted on 12/03/2023 2:08:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Monkey Face

O hai. Here I am. Catz. Why does it have to be catz?


16 posted on 12/03/2023 2:11:12 PM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: allen592

Geez, call a locksmith, or did you leave your phone inside as well?


17 posted on 12/03/2023 2:11:57 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They were using it to video the cats! Come on man!


18 posted on 12/03/2023 2:18:23 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (#PureBloodlaw enforcement. )
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To: Tax-chick

Well, the other one got whines about why we had to scroll so much to get to the main body of the thread.

It was actually my choice, but we’ll see how this turns out!


19 posted on 12/03/2023 2:18:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: Monkey Face

Present...


20 posted on 12/03/2023 2:21:03 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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