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Biden Calls Xi "Dictator" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 June 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/24/2023 10:47:43 AM PDT by John Semmens

In remarks at a fundraiser in California where he was boasting of his valor in the shooting down of a Chinese spy balloon, President Biden called China's President Xi Jinping a "dictator for being upset that I thwarted his espionage gambit. Given the economic difficulties his country is having he should not be provoking me."

Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Mao Ning called Biden's remarks "extremely absurd and irresponsible. All nations collect intelligence on their adversaries. The United States is no respecter of the privacy of other nations. The scope of their spying is global. It even includes spying on its own citizens. As for economic difficulties, the United States is the world's biggest debtor. China is one of the nations that has lent the US government trillions of dollars."

Self-declared "historic figure" Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre defended her boss, saying "the whole world knows that America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. This truth is confirmed before every sporting event across the country on a daily basis. In China the people aren't free. The government punishes dissent, impedes free movement of its citizens both inside and outside of the country, and its people can lose their jobs for disobeying government directives. There should be no doubt about who are the bad guys and who are the good guys when comparing our two countries."

In related news, President Biden made another pitch for infringing the right to bear arms by claiming to be an expert on the Second Amendment, saying "I taught it for four years, six years in law school. And guess what? It doesn't say that you can own any weapon you want. It says there are certain weapons that you just can't own." He went on to ridicule the idea that the Second Amendment is vital for keeping a tyrannical government in check, "because today our government has nuclear weapons, missiles, supersonic aircraft, and tanks at its disposal. If we want to tyrannize the people we can. Owning a rifle or pistol can't do anything to stop us. Your best chance for keeping your freedom is to obey our laws and have faith that we will treat you fairly."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dissent; guns; landofthefree; missiles; nukes; postandrun; satire; secondamendment; selfpromotion; spying; tanks; tyranny

1 posted on 06/24/2023 10:47:43 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

President Poopie-pants is insane.


2 posted on 06/24/2023 10:52:25 AM PDT by rivercat
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To: John Semmens
Dictator Corn Pop!
3 posted on 06/24/2023 11:11:28 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: John Semmens

Dictator calls other Dictator, Dictator


4 posted on 06/24/2023 11:23:19 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: rivercat

Yes...
He is the very definition of insanity enhanced by dementia...


5 posted on 06/24/2023 11:34:36 AM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: John Semmens

He meant it as a compliment.


6 posted on 06/24/2023 11:50:30 AM PDT by BipolarBob (The battery on my quantum computer is dying. I'm not sure where to find a replacement.)
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To: rivercat
claiming to be an expert on the Second Amendment, saying "I taught it for four years, six years in law school. And guess what? It doesn't say that you can own any weapon you want. "

He taught it for six years in law school??? Hell I could teach what the second amendment says in six minutes. Assuming the class are not lawyers but just common folks that took English in high school.

7 posted on 06/24/2023 12:23:53 PM PDT by mosaicwolf
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To: BipolarBob

Is this the pot calling the kettle black?


8 posted on 06/24/2023 12:37:18 PM PDT by xxqqzz
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To: xxqqzz

More like a bromance.


9 posted on 06/24/2023 12:45:54 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The battery on my quantum computer is dying. I'm not sure where to find a replacement.)
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To: John Semmens

Xi calls Biden an 混蛋.


10 posted on 06/24/2023 2:54:20 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: mosaicwolf

“And guess what? It doesn’t say that you can own any weapon you want. “

No, that’s what you are saying Joek. “Arms” is all-inclusive aluminum head.


11 posted on 06/24/2023 2:57:40 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Well, at least Biden is a dic.


12 posted on 06/24/2023 2:58:37 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: John Semmens

He’s just jealous.


13 posted on 06/24/2023 3:26:51 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA! AMERICA FIRST! DEATH TO MARXISM AND GLOBALISM!)
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To: John Semmens

What projection!


14 posted on 06/24/2023 5:33:16 PM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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