Posted on 06/09/2023 12:30:35 PM PDT by DFG
MIAMI, FL — With news breaking of the Department of Justice handing down an indictment of former President Donald Trump, new details regarding the classified documents found in Trump's possession have come to light. A new report indicates these documents included the McDonald's secret recipe for the McRib sandwich.
"This is something we can't afford to have out in the open," said a source at the DOJ who requested anonymity. "Once the higher-ups at McDonald's heard about Trump possessing their McRib recipe, they pushed really hard for us to take serious action."
Behind the scenes, rumors were swirling that Trump either intended to reveal the secret recipe to the public or simply hold it as a bargaining chip for future political negotiations. In any event, the fast food chain reportedly played a significant role in the decision being made to indict. Trump refused to either confirm or deny possession of the recipe. "THIS IS YET ANOTHER HOAX," Trump wrote in a post to his Truth Social account. "EVEN IF I DID HAVE THE MCRIB RECIPE — MAYBE I DID, MAYBE I DIDN'T — I HAD THE AUTHORITY AS PRESIDENT TO KNOW HOW THE DELICIOUS AND WONDERFUL MCRIB WAS MADE. IT'S SHAMEFUL FOR MCDONALD'S TO BE PLAYING A ROLE IN THIS POLITICAL WITCH HUNT. SAD!"
When reached for official comment, the Biden administration refused to answer questions. "President Biden has more important things to deal with than McRib sandwiches," said gay black White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is a gay, black female. "But if the allegations are true, Mr. Trump is a clear national security threat."
At publishing time, Trump said, if re-elected, he will sign an executive order to make the McRib available all year long.
Too soon...
LOL
Loved it.
I was hoping for the Secret Herbs and Spices in KFC.
Live Free or Die Laughing!
It outrageous they would do this while Biden has them in his garage, Obama in an abandoned furniture store, and remember when Hillarys housekeeper had them?
Where the hell are the conservative prosecutors in this country? All we get is talk and walk. The Repubs talk and the Democraps walk.
It’s not even funny anymore. I’m not sure why people are enjoying this, no matter how much the satire hits home. The country is falling apart, and the best that conservative citizens can do is laugh at the suffering of fellow citizens.
There’s actually a magazine about secret recipes. The color picture on the cover I saw shows the Red Lobster cheesy biscuits.
Not only that, he’s got the original recipe for Dr. Pepper.
Or Coca-Cola formula
At publishing time, Trump said, if re-elected, he will sign an executive order to make the McRib available all year long.
In other news, First Doctor Jill has said,”Why don’t they
make a McCricket it’s healthy and has electrolytes!”.
It would have been serious if Trump had the recipe to the Big Mac secret sauce. /s
The composition of Diet Coke, too.
pretty good. needed a chuckle.
Here, here...😊☹️🥴
Become a dog owner and maybe you’ll begin to understand.
Was the Ancient Chinese Secret in there, too?
Wait, wait, wait, I thought it was the secret sauce recipe for the “Big Mac”, not the secret recipe for the “McRib sandwich”.
McBurgler will be upset.
I thought it was the 7 herbs and spices the Colonel had.
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