Posted on 05/17/2022 11:21:46 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Updating the press on the baby formula shortage that's affecting millions of American families, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) stated that all blame for the shortage rested squarely on the curly locks of the giant baby from Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.
Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) said the crisis had nothing to do with Biden's list of perfect policies, but occurred because a baby grew to the size of a skyscraper after Pete Buttigieg's experimental Chest-Milk-O-Matic™ machine malfunctioned, firing a stray embiggening gamma beam into the child's bedroom.
"The oversized baby has been toddling around the countryside, laying waste to baby formula factories and gulping down silos of the stuff," said Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) in front of a strategic map tracking the child's Enfamil®-fueled rampage. "The U.S. military, using a trap designed to look like a giant cupboard filled with pots and pans, hopes to catch the child and shrink him back to normal with the help of legendary scientist, Rick Moranis."
Sources say plans for the cupboard trap failed, however, as the four branches of the military were unable to memorize one another's pronouns, throwing the project into gridlock. The gigantic toddler was last seen barreling toward the U.S/Mexico border where there is plenty of baby formula.
*Karine Jean-Pierre is a black, gay immigrant.
That is a very nice touch BB
ROFLMAO ... until we are in a war, not just providing weapons, then we're in trouble.
Read the headline quickly and reacted accordingly. Then saw BB and realized I had been had again.
And Xao Bai-Dung stole the formula and drank it while stroking the giant baby’s hair and sniffing deep into the left ear. He kept mumbling “show me the toes, show me the damn toes you racists!”
LOL! Over and over again...
“plans for the cupboard trap failed, however, as the four branches of the military were unable to memorize one another’s pronouns, throwing the project into gridlock.”
There is something awfully wrong about this, another Biden screwup. We do not yet know what it is but that is America’s media burying it. The fact that he is ferrying it to the southern border certainly does not help the situation. But then what does anything Biden does ever solve a problem? But there is more to this than just that.
Yes! it sounds just like something Joe Biden would say-thin-believe.
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