McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’

Babylon Bee ^ | 11/03/2021 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.

"You haven't seen the last of me!" said McAuliffe, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll have my revenge! I'll come back and I'll get your kids! We'll brainwash them and there's nothing you can do about it! There's no escape! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.

Experts warn that McAuliffe is still out there somewhere plotting his revenge, to one day come back and steal all the children and lock them away in state indoctrination centers forever. "We have to be vigilant," said one parent.

According to several anonymous sources, McAuliffe was last seen at Walmart buying more tiki torches.

[rfp1234]

“...and your little dog too!”

[MNJohnnie]

and your little dogs too!

[MNJohnnie]

Dang it Nijaed! Well played!

[1Old Pro]

Slowly but surely the Clintonites are getting their beat down.

[Tennessee Nana]

LOL

I just came in here to say just that !!!

[SunkenCiv]

LOL, The Babylon Bee may not be satire eventually.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

The left has gone so far into the realm of insanity, that it took me a couple of minutes of reading to realize this was satire by the The Babylon Bee.

[Political Junkie Too]

SURRENDER
GLENN

-PJ

[Vaquero]

Then….”I’m melting…oh what a world what a world”

[Magnum44]

The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.

But not before breaking into dance and singing:

[Vaquero]

[Navy Patriot]

McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’

Not sure this is satire, might be clairvoyance.

[Do_Tar]

Waiting for the FACT Check.

[proud American in Canada]

No kidding!

Yesterday was a terrible blow to the Democrats.

Couldn’t have happened to a greater bunch of morons.

There are some good Dems, like DAlan ershowitz (?), but they are few and far between.

[cnsmom]

Somebody needs to raid the Podesta dungeons and free those children.

[proud American in Canada]

I have got to see the video!

[Mashood]

“This is gonna hurt, and its gonna hurt for a long time”...

[dhs12345]

But don't underestimate them. They have been way too lucky in the past. They seem to have “supernatural” support and seem to skate around illegalities that the average person would be tossed in jail for.

[bitt]

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