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US Troops to Get Free Transgender Surgery [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/12/2021 7:05:19 PM PST by John Semmens

President Joe Biden issued an executive order authorizing free transgender surgery for all military personnel—both active duty and retired veterans. The surgery and follow-up lifelong hormone treatments can cost as much as $200,000 per patient. Biden called his action "both necessary from an equity standpoint and an augmentation of the unity my administration is determined to impose on this country."

Press Secretary Jen Psaki rebuffed both critics' contentions that it is not the taxpayers' responsibility to fund this sort of elective surgery and questions about whether it detracts from the mission the armed forces are supposed to fulfill. "Historically, eunuchs have played a major role in military organizations in various parts of the world," she pointed out. "In fact, eunuchs were a critical factor that enabled the Turks to establish an empire that almost conquered Europe in the 1400s. So, adding a healthy dollop of transgenders to our side could make our enemies more fearful of confronting or challenging us."

"Statistics show that far more men transition to women than women to men," Psaki observed. "By generously funding sex-changes we would greatly reduce incidents of our troops raping women in war zones. This is a plus that opponents of this executive order overlook."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/301197-2021-03-12-semi-news-semi-satire-march-14-2021-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; eunuchs; satire; transgender

1 posted on 03/12/2021 7:05:19 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 03/12/2021 7:07:06 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Cutting it off is like making scrambled eggs. It’s hard to screw up.


3 posted on 03/12/2021 7:07:16 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (`)
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To: John Semmens

What’s scary is the while this is satire, it’s entirely believable that it could have come out of their mouths.


4 posted on 03/12/2021 7:15:00 PM PST by GaryCrow
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To: John Semmens

Once they make it mandatory they will succeed in their goals.


5 posted on 03/12/2021 7:15:05 PM PST by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: John Semmens

only fair all troops allowed to free body modify if one group is allowed.


6 posted on 03/12/2021 7:19:59 PM PST by bdfromlv (Leavenworth hard time)
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To: John Semmens

I bet they would have lots of takers...


7 posted on 03/12/2021 7:22:29 PM PST by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens

Can’t I just get the $200k?

I’m a man trapped in a man’s body. Or something.


8 posted on 03/12/2021 7:28:44 PM PST by dsc (Evil doesn’t have a day job.)
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To: John Semmens

Since this is the military AND this is a high profile political program, there are going to be quotas. And where there are quotas, statistics by unit and command are kept. That leads to competition and bragging among commanders.

Just how do you know all those “transitions” were completely voluntary?


9 posted on 03/12/2021 7:31:12 PM PST by Captain Rhino (Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
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To: John Semmens

But seriously....if a uniformed member of the Armed Forces were to request surgical and/or chemical mutilation what would be the response?


10 posted on 03/12/2021 7:32:23 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Trump: "They're After You. I'm Just In The Way")
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To: John Semmens

Oh, come on man! ..oops. Nevermind.


11 posted on 03/12/2021 7:37:45 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: John Semmens

Why can Veterans have the government pay for sex changes but not get their teeth fixed ? http://www.theusmat.com/vetspages.htm


12 posted on 03/12/2021 7:44:17 PM PST by mosesdapoet (AKA Lee J Keslin posting in the hopes comments get passed around )
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To: bdfromlv

What’s funny here...is that about twenty years ago, the Air Force went nuts for a year or two about body piercings. There were a couple of airman ‘dumped’ out because they did displays in the barracks on how it was done (we aren’t talking about tongue-piercings or ear-piercings).


13 posted on 03/12/2021 8:28:19 PM PST by pepsionice
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To: John Semmens

Soon to follow, under democrat increasingly woke policies; US troops to get mandatory transgender surgery.


14 posted on 03/12/2021 10:16:23 PM PST by robel
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To: John Semmens

Perhaps Chelsea Manning can fight the Chinese for us?


15 posted on 03/13/2021 7:40:52 AM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: John Semmens

I declare, John, I don’t know how you do it. It has to be harder and harder to write satire these days, reality being what it is.


16 posted on 03/13/2021 9:14:36 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: Gay State Conservative
Jody call?

"This is my rifle
there went my gun.
I once was a man
but now that is done."

17 posted on 03/14/2021 6:38:19 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (First Rule of Fraud Club is punish any talk about Fraud Club.)
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