Posted on 10/21/2020 1:21:34 PM PDT by Starman417
OK, I know that was a Buzzfeed-worthy clickbait headline, but I'm only half kidding. After years of The Radical Left hating various folks on the right from Dubya to Limbaugh, declaring even squishes like McCain and Romney to be "literally Hitler", they have found their ultimate Emmanuel Goldstein in President Trump. Anything that Trump says or does, no matter how many Leftists should like, sends them into a fit of rage. For example, launching a global effort to end the criminalization of homosexuality should get nothing but cheers from Leftists, right? Wrong. Stating that he is president of America and not president of the world should have had every Leftist who marched in the streets to protest Dubya's wars who magically disappeared somewhere around January 2009, returning to the streets to praise President Trump. Yeah, not so much. Recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capitol? OK, maybe not the best example with today's Left.
And although not directly related to President Trump, we've seen a number of positive things that The Radical Left that has declared war on: Would you have guessed that the following things are now racist? Among many, the craziest I can think of off the top of my head include hard work, punctuality, and even math.
Which brings me to my point, and it's so danged simple you're going to smack your forehead for not thinking of this one first. President Trump can guarantee an electoral college win and even make winning the popular vote a very real possibility simply by speaking out in favor of... breathing. Yep, that's it, as simple as that. Imagine what would happen the moment that our president called breathing "A very, very good thing", and that Americans should make efforts to breathe more. What might the reaction look like?
Leftists would immediately declare breathing to be a horrible thing. We will learn that because black Americans only consume 14.6% of all oxygen consumed in America that breathing is racist. Even though men make up less than half of the population, I'm guessing that because men are more likely to work in jobs that involve physical exertion that they consume more than 50% of America's oxygen - sexist. Within 48 hours the Climatologist cultists will declare that breathing leads to humans producing more CO2 and increases the rate of the Earth's destruction. And while I can't think of an angle for it, I'm sure that the LGBQWERTY crowd would find a reason to condemn breathing as well. Let's not forget who else once consumed Oxygen - Hitler. That's right, breathing makes you LITERALLY HITLER! And of course, the story wouldn't be complete without some angle that Vladimir Putin is using Russian bots to promote a pro breathing agenda.
So how does this help President Trump? Simple. If you haven't already seen it, given that Oxygen will become the newest enemy of all that is good, Leftists will declare war on breathing. They will encourage less oxygen consumption, eventually leading them to all kill themselves via some form of asphyxiation. The pro science crowd will finally get the last laugh in the argument over Darwinism. What will be left will be the population with at minimum the three brain cells needed to not reflexively shriek "ORANGE MAN HITLER!!!" every time Trump opens his mouth. Of course there will be a downside to this - we will lose most of our inner city baristas, and it will probably be impossible to find anyone to teach at universities the various "(Insert your grievance group) Studies" courses, and the market for blue hair dye will crater out.
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No trick is needed, I’ve heard it on FreeRepublic that victory is 100% assured and there is no chance of a Biden win. Freepers say it is a done deal.
the writer needs to breathe more
They’re wrong. We’re twenty points down. We’re ALWAYS twenty points down. Until the last vote is counted, and even beyond then, we’re twenty points down and NEED TO ACT LIKE IT. Get folks to polls, volunteer, do anything you can think of to get support and votes for President Trump.
These 4 tricks will guarantee a Trump Win!!!
Number 3 will amaze you!
Gotta believe the FReeps. Unfortunately, quite some time ago, a FReeper whose name I dont recall, said that 2016 would be the last fair election.
PRAYER!
PDJT likes breathing voters
DNC likes deceased voters
>>Is that the one that makes your doctor, the insurance companies and the casinos angry, because they can’t do anything about it?<<
Wait until you see how not eating that ONE food will lose you 50 lbs in one month!
Be that as it may;
Repeating.......don’t vote for china joe.
Trump should just announce he is pro-choice. And he chooses life. I guess if you disagree with Trump, you are then pro-choice, and favor death.
One simple click you mean, you dirty blogtard.
Get a job.
> Number 3 will amaze you! <
Ha! And the insurance companies dont want you to know about Number 4. Its good news for you, but bad news for them.
silly boring article, not even worth the few seconds it took to read the first 5 paragraphs.
Freepers say it is a done deal.
Enough of the sarcasm - FReepers are right - it IS a done deal.
The American people rarely change horses in midstream. The incumbent is the odds-on favorite to win.
Jimmy Carter lost his re-election bid because he was weak - a total dud - and he had to run against Ronald Reagan - it was not even a fair fight. Bush lost in 92 because Republicans split their vote between him and Ross Perot. Clinton won with a meager 43% plurality - 2% less than Dukakis got in 88 when he lost to Bush in a landslide!
Is 2020 like either of those elections? No.
Is President Trump a dud? No.
Is Biden the Democrat answer to Ronald Reagan? No.
Is there a pro business third party spoiler dividing the Republican vote? No.
Is there any indication that Biden is a threat - other than meaningless polls?
Is he out-campaigning Trump?
Is he getting bigger crowds?
Does he have a powerful message that is resonating with the people?
Will he create jobs and security for middle class working Americans?
Does he offer an outsider alternative to DC corruption?
No. No. No. No. No. No.
Bidens got nothing.
Dont worry about it - just go vote and well be fine.
A post filled with logic. Nicely done.
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