Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The ONE SIMPLE TRICK that Will GUARANTEE a Trump Victory in November!
Flopping Aces ^ | 10-21-20 | Brother Bob

Posted on 10/21/2020 1:21:34 PM PDT by Starman417

OK, I know that was a Buzzfeed-worthy clickbait headline, but I'm only half kidding. After years of The Radical Left hating various folks on the right from Dubya to Limbaugh, declaring even squishes like McCain and Romney to be "literally Hitler", they have found their ultimate Emmanuel Goldstein in President Trump. Anything that Trump says or does, no matter how many Leftists should like, sends them into a fit of rage. For example, launching a global effort to end the criminalization of homosexuality should get nothing but cheers from Leftists, right? Wrong. Stating that he is president of America and not president of the world should have had every Leftist who marched in the streets to protest Dubya's wars who magically disappeared somewhere around January 2009, returning to the streets to praise President Trump. Yeah, not so much. Recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capitol? OK, maybe not the best example with today's Left.

And although not directly related to President Trump, we've seen a number of positive things that The Radical Left that has declared war on: Would you have guessed that the following things are now racist? Among many, the craziest I can think of off the top of my head include hard work, punctuality, and even math.

Which brings me to my point, and it's so danged simple you're going to smack your forehead for not thinking of this one first. President Trump can guarantee an electoral college win and even make winning the popular vote a very real possibility simply by speaking out in favor of... breathing. Yep, that's it, as simple as that. Imagine what would happen the moment that our president called breathing "A very, very good thing", and that Americans should make efforts to breathe more. What might the reaction look like?

Leftists would immediately declare breathing to be a horrible thing. We will learn that because black Americans only consume 14.6% of all oxygen consumed in America that breathing is racist. Even though men make up less than half of the population, I'm guessing that because men are more likely to work in jobs that involve physical exertion that they consume more than 50% of America's oxygen - sexist. Within 48 hours the Climatologist cultists will declare that breathing leads to humans producing more CO2 and increases the rate of the Earth's destruction. And while I can't think of an angle for it, I'm sure that the LGBQWERTY crowd would find a reason to condemn breathing as well. Let's not forget who else once consumed Oxygen - Hitler. That's right, breathing makes you LITERALLY HITLER! And of course, the story wouldn't be complete without some angle that Vladimir Putin is using Russian bots to promote a pro breathing agenda.

So how does this help President Trump? Simple. If you haven't already seen it, given that Oxygen will become the newest enemy of all that is good, Leftists will declare war on breathing. They will encourage less oxygen consumption, eventually leading them to all kill themselves via some form of asphyxiation. The pro science crowd will finally get the last laugh in the argument over Darwinism. What will be left will be the population with at minimum the three brain cells needed to not reflexively shriek "ORANGE MAN HITLER!!!" every time Trump opens his mouth. Of course there will be a downside to this - we will lose most of our inner city baristas, and it will probably be impossible to find anyone to teach at universities the various "(Insert your grievance group) Studies" courses, and the market for blue hair dye will crater out.

(Excerpt) Read more at Floppingaces.net...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; humor; satire; trump
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-34 next last

1 posted on 10/21/2020 1:21:35 PM PDT by Starman417
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Starman417

No trick is needed, I’ve heard it on FreeRepublic that victory is 100% assured and there is no chance of a Biden win. Freepers say it is a done deal.


2 posted on 10/21/2020 1:22:30 PM PDT by TexasGunLover
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Starman417

the writer needs to breathe more


3 posted on 10/21/2020 1:24:28 PM PDT by 1Old Pro (FILL THE SEAT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Starman417
You won't BELIVE the reason why!

>>>> CLICK HERE! <<<<

4 posted on 10/21/2020 1:24:58 PM PDT by KC_Lion
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TexasGunLover

They’re wrong. We’re twenty points down. We’re ALWAYS twenty points down. Until the last vote is counted, and even beyond then, we’re twenty points down and NEED TO ACT LIKE IT. Get folks to polls, volunteer, do anything you can think of to get support and votes for President Trump.


5 posted on 10/21/2020 1:26:51 PM PDT by Retrofitted
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Starman417

6 posted on 10/21/2020 1:29:23 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Starman417
Hmmm.. might as well be:

These 4 tricks will guarantee a Trump Win!!!

Number 3 will amaze you!

7 posted on 10/21/2020 1:30:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TexasGunLover

Gotta believe the FReeps. Unfortunately, quite some time ago, a FReeper whose name I don’t recall, said that 2016 would be the last fair election.


8 posted on 10/21/2020 1:30:43 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: TexasGunLover

PRAYER!


9 posted on 10/21/2020 1:37:58 PM PDT by cowboyusa (America Cowboy Up)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: freedumb2003
Number 3 will amaze you!
Is that the one that makes your doctor, the insurance companies and the casinos angry, because they can't do anything about it?
10 posted on 10/21/2020 1:40:08 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Starman417

PDJT likes breathing voters
DNC likes deceased voters


11 posted on 10/21/2020 1:42:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

>>Is that the one that makes your doctor, the insurance companies and the casinos angry, because they can’t do anything about it?<<

Wait until you see how not eating that ONE food will lose you 50 lbs in one month!


12 posted on 10/21/2020 1:47:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: TexasGunLover
I can't take credit for this because I stole the words from someone I can't remember.

Be that as it may;



13 posted on 10/21/2020 1:47:29 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true.... I have no proof, but they're true.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Starman417

Repeating.......don’t vote for china joe.


14 posted on 10/21/2020 1:48:24 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: freedumb2003

Trump should just announce he is pro-choice. And he chooses life. I guess if you disagree with Trump, you are then pro-choice, and favor death.


15 posted on 10/21/2020 1:50:43 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Starman417
(Excerpt) Read more at

One simple click you mean, you dirty blogtard.

Get a job.

16 posted on 10/21/2020 1:54:17 PM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: freedumb2003

> Number 3 will amaze you! <

Ha! And the insurance companies don’t want you to know about Number 4. It’s good news for you, but bad news for them.


17 posted on 10/21/2020 2:07:42 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: 1Old Pro

silly boring article, not even worth the few seconds it took to read the first 5 paragraphs.


18 posted on 10/21/2020 2:08:44 PM PDT by be-baw
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: TexasGunLover

“Freepers say it is a done deal.”

Enough of the sarcasm - FReepers are right - it IS a done deal.

The American people rarely “change horses in midstream“. The incumbent is the odds-on favorite to win.

Jimmy Carter lost his re-election bid because he was weak - a total dud - and he had to run against Ronald Reagan - it was not even a fair fight. Bush lost in ‘92 because Republicans split their vote between him and Ross Perot. Clinton won with a meager 43% plurality - 2% less than Dukakis got in ‘88 when he lost to Bush in a landslide!

Is 2020 like either of those elections? No.
Is President Trump a dud? No.
Is Biden the Democrat answer to Ronald Reagan? No.
Is there a pro business third party spoiler dividing the Republican vote? No.

Is there any indication that Biden is a threat - other than meaningless polls?
Is he out-campaigning Trump?
Is he getting bigger crowds?
Does he have a powerful message that is resonating with the people?
Will he create jobs and security for middle class working Americans?
Does he offer an outsider alternative to DC corruption?
No. No. No. No. No. No.

Biden’s got nothing.

Don’t worry about it - just go vote and we’ll be fine.


19 posted on 10/21/2020 2:18:53 PM PDT by enumerated
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: enumerated

A post filled with logic. Nicely done.


20 posted on 10/21/2020 2:22:18 PM PDT by nesnah (Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-34 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson