Posted on 10/20/2020 11:16:21 AM PDT by DFG
To the relief of Texans across the state, Governor Greg Abbott has signed a law prohibiting escaping Californians from voting after they move to Texas. Experts say this will prevent the happy and prosperous slice of heaven from sliding into the endless despair and crushing poverty of leftist policy.
"Yeah, all you weirdo Californians are welcome to partake with us in this blessed land," said Chuck Dillon, a local accountant who dresses like a cowboy. "Bring your music and your little girly men and your avocado toast, but please leave your godless heathen communism in California where it belongs!"
According to sources, emergency legislation was drafted after it was discovered that 97% of Californians favor destroying every small business on the planet and salting the earth where the businesses once stood. They also favor mandatory gay marriage and banning all country music to avoid hurting the ears of sea turtles.
"That goofy nonsense ain't welcome here," said local Republican representative Carlos Juarez San Juan, a local cowboy who wears a fancy suit.
Californians have marched on the state capital to demand their voting rights back, and have promised they'll move on to Oklahoma after they finish destroying Texas.
Rats! I got really excited when I read this. Babylon Bee strikes again!
Me too......crud!
It’s not winnable.
Trump is going to win. I believe by over 300 EVs
NY would be a waste of his time.
If he eveu wants a King’s welcome, he can visit us on Staten Island :)
But for the election, he has many more pressing places to visit.
Even campaigning in NY, even if it isn’t in play will help the popular vote, which we need to prove Trump has a mandate.
Isn’t it sad that we have to think about that?
I AGREE with you.
But there’s really no such thing as the “popular vote” in a presidential election.
But yes, it would help a lot if he had more countrywide votes than biden.
Babylon Bee, but not bad idea.
Wait, this is a great idea.
The Babylon Bee strikes again.
Dennis Prager said it first: liberal refugees, don’t vote for what you fled.
Need to put those Californians through a thorough “Texas-fication” program to purge them of their socialism.
Almost got me...
We could hope!!!
MY kids aren’t!! and also know lots of young ones who are conservative.
My state of Maryland is already a dumpster, so if Lockdown Larry signed such a law here, it wouldn’t make much difference.
DANG!
I get that this is a spoof but the vast majority of CA that move are conservative. Its the rising Hispanic population in the neighboring states that makes them go blue
Peoples Pundit just found this out in their Az polling, the majority of first year voters from other states vote Trump
Peoples Pundit just found this out in their Az polling, the majority of first year voters from other states vote Trump
Do you happen to have a link for that article?
Thanks.
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