damn that Bee...
Posted on 10/20/2020 11:16:21 AM PDT by DFG
To the relief of Texans across the state, Governor Greg Abbott has signed a law prohibiting escaping Californians from voting after they move to Texas. Experts say this will prevent the happy and prosperous slice of heaven from sliding into the endless despair and crushing poverty of leftist policy.
"Yeah, all you weirdo Californians are welcome to partake with us in this blessed land," said Chuck Dillon, a local accountant who dresses like a cowboy. "Bring your music and your little girly men and your avocado toast, but please leave your godless heathen communism in California where it belongs!"
According to sources, emergency legislation was drafted after it was discovered that 97% of Californians favor destroying every small business on the planet and salting the earth where the businesses once stood. They also favor mandatory gay marriage and banning all country music to avoid hurting the ears of sea turtles.
"That goofy nonsense ain't welcome here," said local Republican representative Carlos Juarez San Juan, a local cowboy who wears a fancy suit.
Californians have marched on the state capital to demand their voting rights back, and have promised they'll move on to Oklahoma after they finish destroying Texas.
I know a whole lot of folks here on Staten Island who are very conservative and moving to greener pastures.
And upstate New York folks also.
Hopefully it will help offset the liberal that are leaving, somewhat.
Me, I’m here until I die most likely.
The Italians leaving Staten Island are mostly older folks going to NC and FL and such. But definitely conservative.
Darn. I was hoping it was true.
Man I wish such a law wouldn’t be unconstitutional. They’re fleeing their own self-made hellhole to come here and try to turn this one into one as well
ROFLOL
I know this is satire but as Peoples Pundit has shown that those moving from CA ,e//g in CA first time voting in AZ and others-are overwhelmingly conservative
States that go blue do not understand it is not CAs moving there but the growth of Hispanics population who in the past have voted 70% dem-Trump changing that
Just look at the states won by Trump in 2016,he won 32 states but only 4 have a population of Hispanic voters over 13%. Clinton by contrast won 28 states and only 5 had a Hispanic population of under 13%.
In CA, the Hispanic Population is now about 40% (and yes fueled by illegal immigrants and higher birth rate )and African American 12%.
This demographic shift and resulting voting trend is what is going on in early stages in Nevada, Az, Fl and now Texas. Colorado is now over 20% Hispanic and now a dem state, Nevada over 29% and voting solidly blue. I believe this is why the dems are for illegal immigration-it gets them votes and power.
In our dreams...
Same here in Arizona ...
Texans need to deal with the fact that younger generations of native Texans are leaning left. Look to the schools.
Rats! I got really excited when I read this. Babylon Bee strikes again!
Arizona... another great state that, like you said, the cancerous ideology is destroying. That Sinema is a Senator and that Biden has a chance of winning the state is insane.
If only.
Sad part is it doesn't get them power, at least not in the long run because once they have the numbers these immigrants are only going to want to vote for their own tribe.
You are going to see more & more AOC type primary victories (A young Hispanic takes out an established White) in the future. Joe Biden will be the last White Democrat ever nominated for the Presidency. Nancy Polosi the last White Speaker (I predict win or lose, she will have a challenger to her speakership/minority leader)
So instead of power, all these stupid White Liberals did was essentially disenfranchise themselves. It would be funny, if they didn't destroy the country in the process.
Sometimes the “Bee” has great ideas.
5.56mm
If only.....
Only the LIB Cali's, tho ;-)
I remembered exit polling in the Ted Cruz/ Beto O’Rorke Senate race showed that 51% of native Texans voted for Beto and the transplant voters saved Cruz. California is not monolithically leftist, but we make great targets:)
damn that Bee...
Brian on F&F asked Trump this morning whether he was going to campaign in NY State, especially because there have been spontaneous rallies and so many people have left NYC. Trump’s answer was only “possibly. We’re considering it.”
But given the time constraints and the need to lockdown the battleground states, I don’t see it. However, if the campaign sees the latter are good for him, he may indeed put on a rally like he did in New Jersey before the pandemic.
Just make them an offer when they cross the border:
Sign this form giving up your franchise to vote, and we’ll let you have your “medical marijuana”.
Bet you at least half of the California transplants would sign it.
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