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Do Storks Deliver Babies?
Numberphile (YouTube channel) ^ | Aug 25, 2020 | Tim Harford

Posted on 08/25/2020 11:38:39 AM PDT by Salman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-d1ApBTFw

Click the link. Nine minute video.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: babies; causation; correlation; mathematics; prolife; stork; storks
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Statistical proof that storks deliver babies. Something to thing about next time someone tries to prove something with statistics.
1 posted on 08/25/2020 11:38:39 AM PDT by Salman
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To: Salman
Yes....... Stork babies..........😉
2 posted on 08/25/2020 11:39:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................)
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To: Salman

Only until you’ve had “The talk” with Dad.


3 posted on 08/25/2020 11:45:49 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: Salman

Storks...I got a joke about that.

Three storks are at the bar after work, recounting how their day went.

The first stork says he delivered a baby boy to the Johnson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.

The second stork says he delivered a baby girl to the Robinson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.

The third stork says he went to the convent.

The other two storks uncomfortably asked which nun received the baby.

“Oh, no baby” said the stork, “I just like to see the freaked out look on the Mother Superior’s face when she sees me.”


4 posted on 08/25/2020 11:49:15 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Red Badger

I thought they all were delivered by Amazon now a days...


5 posted on 08/25/2020 11:51:24 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Salman

If they work for DoorDash...


6 posted on 08/25/2020 11:51:38 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Red Badger
Without a Doubt
7 posted on 08/25/2020 11:52:06 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true.... I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Salman

This book has been in print continuously since 1948. I have an original copy.................

8 posted on 08/25/2020 11:52:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................)
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To: tet68

USPS on Sundays................


9 posted on 08/25/2020 11:53:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................)
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To: Sergio

Which leads me to ask a question.

IF a man and woman get a baby from a stork, does two queers get one from a swallow?


10 posted on 08/25/2020 11:54:11 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: tet68

Rofl


11 posted on 08/25/2020 11:55:13 AM PDT by dp0622 (I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE COVID GODFATHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!)
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To: Salman

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.............Mark Twain...........


12 posted on 08/25/2020 11:55:56 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Only an African swallow. A baby would be too heavy for a European swallow to carry.


13 posted on 08/25/2020 11:58:01 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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Only an African swallow. A baby would be too heavy for a European swallow to carry.

Well, it could depending on how he grips it and the air-speed velocity...

14 posted on 08/25/2020 12:04:02 PM PDT by Intar
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To: Red Badger

I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself. - Winston Churchill


15 posted on 08/25/2020 12:05:06 PM PDT by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

But, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.


16 posted on 08/25/2020 12:05:13 PM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: RatRipper
Place one foot in a tub of frozen icewater, and place the other foot in a tub of red hot coals. Statistically you are doing just fine, but you have lost both your feet!........... 😆
17 posted on 08/25/2020 12:10:48 PM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Did my intentional use of the word “swallow” mislead you?


18 posted on 08/25/2020 12:21:31 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Probably. I was in a Monty Python mood too, so I decided to go with the joke.


19 posted on 08/25/2020 12:31:25 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: Red Badger

Very good!!!


20 posted on 08/25/2020 12:31:38 PM PDT by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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