Storks...I got a joke about that.
Three storks are at the bar after work, recounting how their day went.
The first stork says he delivered a baby boy to the Johnson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.
The second stork says he delivered a baby girl to the Robinson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.
The third stork says he went to the convent.
The other two storks uncomfortably asked which nun received the baby.
“Oh, no baby” said the stork, “I just like to see the freaked out look on the Mother Superior’s face when she sees me.”
Which leads me to ask a question.
IF a man and woman get a baby from a stork, does two queers get one from a swallow?