This book has been in print continuously since 1948. I have an original copy.................
Only until you’ve had “The talk” with Dad.
Storks...I got a joke about that.
Three storks are at the bar after work, recounting how their day went.
The first stork says he delivered a baby boy to the Johnson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.
The second stork says he delivered a baby girl to the Robinson’s and how thrilled they were with the new arrival.
The third stork says he went to the convent.
The other two storks uncomfortably asked which nun received the baby.
“Oh, no baby” said the stork, “I just like to see the freaked out look on the Mother Superior’s face when she sees me.”
If they work for DoorDash...
This book has been in print continuously since 1948. I have an original copy.................
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.............Mark Twain...........
I figured that FedEx or UPS had taken over that job...
There used to be a chain of grocery stores in my area called Boys Market. My mom told me that is where I came from.
You Storks, don’t answer or you will become an abortion victim.