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Merkel Irked by US Troop Withdrawal [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 August 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/24/2020 1:24:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is furious at President Trump for his decision to reduce the number of US troops stationed in Germany by 12,000. "I find his assertion that it is time that Germany start defending itself rich with irony," Merkel said. "Not too long before the US occupation German troops were defending a large portion of the European continent from foreign invaders. The stability of that situation was disrupted by the violent intervention of the United States and its allies. The destruction of our army left us defenseless. As the chief architect of that disaster it is America's responsibility to take care of us."

President Trump rejected Merkel's demand and pointed out that "Germany is the richest member of the NATO alliance. They have an annual $50 billion balance of trade surplus with us. Six years ago they pledged to spend 2% of their GDP on their own defense. They have consistently fallen short of this promise. The original purpose of the US troop deployment to Germany was to deter Soviet aggression against Germany. Now the Soviet Union is no more and Germany is a major trade partner with Russia. So, I'd say we are well within our rights to reduce our contribution to Germany's defense. I mean, it's not as if we are totally abandoning them. We still have 24,000 troops stationed there."

Merkel called Trump's position "a replay of the mistake made by the western countries in 1939. They spurned an alliance with Germany to resist the Bolshevik threat. This forced our Chancellor to seek a nonaggression pact with the Soviet Union. The result was the onset of the most destructive war in human history. Trump's latest action risks a repeat of those dreadful days."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=412103.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: defense; germany; nato; russia; satire; trump; wwii

1 posted on 08/24/2020 1:24:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m certain her good buddy Putin will gladly put his troops there to replace the US.


2 posted on 08/24/2020 1:25:40 PM PDT by Renkluaf
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To: John Semmens

Whassa matter? You gonna have to protect your country yourselves now???......hmmmm


3 posted on 08/24/2020 1:30:15 PM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: John Semmens
Ok, I once asked you to explain the difference between satire and semi-satire. This is just satire...

And quite good. LOL.

4 posted on 08/24/2020 1:41:46 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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