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Epstein Partner in Crime Arrested [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/04/2020 4:30:52 PM PDT by John Semmens

Ghislaine Maxwell, the accused procurer of under-aged sex slaves for Jeffrey Epstein’s bordello for the powerful and famous, was very publicly arrested by the FBI this week.

FBI spokesperson Richard Ratsinger emphasized that “she is fully cooperating and will be naming names. No one who has participated in Epstein’s sordid exploitation of minors for the sexual pleasure of the rich and powerful can expect to escape our net.”

Ratsinger pointed out that “for those who are interested in her forthcoming testimony, she will be held in the same jail where Epstein hanged himself against his will last year. Whether Maxwell will live long enough to bring down the mighty is an open question. All we can promise is that the FBI will do its best to try to ensure an optimal outcome.”

Hillary Clinton, wife of a frequent customer of Epstein’s “Pleasure Island” sexploitation enterprise, expressed her sympathy for Ms. Maxwell, saying “I can imagine how depressed she must feel right now. I know I’d be suicidal if I were in her shoes. Seeing what happened to Jeffrey, I think it would be remarkable if she lives long enough to testify.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2020/07/04/high-court-invalidates-louisiana-abortion-law/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; epstein; rape; satire; sex; suicide

1 posted on 07/04/2020 4:30:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If her lawyer(s) is holding the “deadman” booty, he/she/it should be verrrry nervous.


2 posted on 07/04/2020 5:05:34 PM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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To: John Semmens

Where’s the satire? Other than a comical presentation by a fictitious Hillary!, will anyone be surprised when Ghislaine is soon to be found dead from “natural causes?”


3 posted on 07/04/2020 5:25:53 PM PDT by Thommas
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To: John Semmens

Sure it’s a joke. But she isn’t going to be turning anyone in unless the names are approved by the deep-state.

And that disgusts me.


4 posted on 07/04/2020 5:28:52 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: John Semmens

Where is Maxwell being held?

There are many rich & powerful scumbags that want her dead.

She needs to be in a US military prison.


5 posted on 07/04/2020 9:27:00 PM PDT by Lions Gate
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To: dynachrome

Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were “I can’t breathe!”


6 posted on 07/05/2020 10:43:15 AM PDT by 2harddrive (Go to www.CodeIsFreeSpeech.com for 10 FREE 3D-printer gun blueprints!)
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