Skip to comments.Epstein Partner in Crime Arrested [semi-satire]
Posted on 07/04/2020 4:30:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
Ghislaine Maxwell, the accused procurer of under-aged sex slaves for Jeffrey Epsteins bordello for the powerful and famous, was very publicly arrested by the FBI this week.
FBI spokesperson Richard Ratsinger emphasized that she is fully cooperating and will be naming names. No one who has participated in Epsteins sordid exploitation of minors for the sexual pleasure of the rich and powerful can expect to escape our net.
Ratsinger pointed out that for those who are interested in her forthcoming testimony, she will be held in the same jail where Epstein hanged himself against his will last year. Whether Maxwell will live long enough to bring down the mighty is an open question. All we can promise is that the FBI will do its best to try to ensure an optimal outcome.
Hillary Clinton, wife of a frequent customer of Epsteins Pleasure Island sexploitation enterprise, expressed her sympathy for Ms. Maxwell, saying I can imagine how depressed she must feel right now. I know Id be suicidal if I were in her shoes. Seeing what happened to Jeffrey, I think it would be remarkable if she lives long enough to testify.
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If her lawyer(s) is holding the “deadman” booty, he/she/it should be verrrry nervous.
Where’s the satire? Other than a comical presentation by a fictitious Hillary!, will anyone be surprised when Ghislaine is soon to be found dead from “natural causes?”
Sure it’s a joke. But she isn’t going to be turning anyone in unless the names are approved by the deep-state.
And that disgusts me.
Where is Maxwell being held?
There are many rich & powerful scumbags that want her dead.
She needs to be in a US military prison.
Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epsteins last words were I cant breathe!
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