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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE TOILET PAPER THING!!!!!???

Posted on 03/13/2020 4:47:20 AM PDT by BuckeyeGOP

What the hell? No store here in Columbus has toilet paper. I'm not looking to hoard the stuff, I just need to be able to wipe my a**. Why toilet paper???? People must have the stuff packed to the rafters in their basements and garages.

Best I can figure the news about no toilet paper during the Venezuela economic meltdown must have scarred our psyche pretty bad.

It's to the point where it might be prudent for the secretary of commerce to hold a news conference and re-assure folks that there is no toilet paper shortage.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; columbusoh; notacrisis; theruns; to; toiletpaper; tp
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To: golux

...or the NY Times.


21 posted on 03/13/2020 5:00:14 AM PDT by madison10
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To: BuckeyeGOP
that there is no toilet paper shortage

You couldn't find any right?
22 posted on 03/13/2020 5:00:31 AM PDT by novemberslady
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To: All

We’ve got an online order in that is scheduled for pickup tomorrow. We’ll see how it goes.


23 posted on 03/13/2020 5:01:33 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: silent_jonny

Some of the TP madness is explicable, but why the craze for bottled water. Potable Water supplies will be the least effected by a pandemic.


24 posted on 03/13/2020 5:01:53 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

I bought all I need for myself and family weeks ago. I have no idea why some of us foresaw this while others didn’t.


25 posted on 03/13/2020 5:02:10 AM PDT by JonPreston
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To: BuckeyeGOP
Obviously the lefties are using more than one square per wipe. Image result for one square toilet paper wipe
26 posted on 03/13/2020 5:02:26 AM PDT by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: BuckeyeGOP

I’ve always got a case and half or more on hand, AND baby wipes, which can be a convenient substitute, and, worst case, remember that the ancient Romans used a piece of wetted wool tied to a stick for that purpose. Which suggests that you could use, and reuse, and old wash cloth. Gross - sure, but you’re clean.


27 posted on 03/13/2020 5:03:06 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Three most annoying words on the internet - "Watch the video")
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To: BuckeyeGOP

Our local Cub Foods supermarket in Anoka County in the MN suburbs has pallets and pallets of TP blocking the aisles. Nobody was buying it as far as I could tell. This whole thing is getting silly.


28 posted on 03/13/2020 5:03:10 AM PDT by Gideon7
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To: golux

Might I recommend The Washington Post.
= = = = = = = = = =

Sorry, I wouldn’t want to subject my ‘Schiff extraction center’ to suffer through the WashCompost or NYSlimes.

‘Its’ job is bad enough as it is


29 posted on 03/13/2020 5:03:30 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: BuckeyeGOP

Can’t you just hold it till the next shipment?


30 posted on 03/13/2020 5:04:31 AM PDT by griffin
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To: southernindymom
People are stupid, gullible, sheeple. Look how EASY it has been to totally control them.

Morning southernindymom.

Let me begin by saying you are right.

Mostly.

But you're a little too rough on us peasants,as I argue.

Here we are living our lives out here across the fruity plains, carrying this country on our backs.

All of a sudden the highest caste in our system, which would be the elected politicians and their appointees, come up some kind of virus thing. They tell us to wash our hands, don't touch our faces, stop breathing. They tell us there will soon be no antibiotics, much less toilet paper. They bombard us all day with tales of misfortune. Finally, the drive our 401K's into the gutter.

But you know what indymom? It won't last long. Because, as we know, we carry this country on our backs. We don't have their power but we got the numbers.

We have kids and houses and cars and damn I need to get my nails done.

Let's give it one more long weekend. Then we are going back to church, to our weddings, getting our nails done.

We weren't gullible. We kept an open mind and some of us bought a whole lot of toilet paper just to give us peace of mind.

Hey, maybe a long weekend of no crowds and staying home is all is needed to starve the virus, which is really no big deal but they hyped it so much that....we didn't know what to think.

Americans are not going to put up with it much longer. Next week we're going to church, we're getting our nails done, the stock market will go back up.

That's my assessment. I'm sticking to it.

31 posted on 03/13/2020 5:05:48 AM PDT by Fishtalk
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To: BuckeyeGOP

I bet next pandemic you’ll be out early snagging yer stockup rolls, ‘eh?

I have some extra....got any Wild Turkey for trade?


32 posted on 03/13/2020 5:07:17 AM PDT by griffin
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To: BuckeyeGOP
First we need to ask: "Where is toilet paper made?"

Just like we know that 75% of US drugs come from China, what percentage of TP is not from the US?

I'd like to think that with our vast forests, that our paper plants are here. I hope that is the case.

33 posted on 03/13/2020 5:09:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progs, socialists, or democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!!!!)
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To: isthisnickcool

It’s also a fad. They see everyone doing it and they join the herd


34 posted on 03/13/2020 5:10:43 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: mrmeyer

Next up, a run on bidets.


35 posted on 03/13/2020 5:10:53 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: BuckeyeGOP
Presidential Proclamation:

Until the nationwide toilet paper shortage is resolved, all Americans are urged to adhere to the Sheryl Crow rule.

36 posted on 03/13/2020 5:11:58 AM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: xp38

We are stocked up. My wife was at a different store during her lunch break yesterday to buy bread crumbs and she was shocked at the hysterical folks stripping shelves. She said you would have thought that world was ending


37 posted on 03/13/2020 5:12:20 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: DCBryan1

All of our stocks say “Made in the USA”


38 posted on 03/13/2020 5:12:33 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: tellw
Supplies will be restocked. Be patient.

Until then, stay away from the prunes...and eats lots of cheese.;-)

39 posted on 03/13/2020 5:13:18 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: BuckeyeGOP

Very early infomation stated there were incidents of diarrhea in only 20% of the known cases. So, I guess, it is a case of “monkey see monkey do”.


40 posted on 03/13/2020 5:13:56 AM PDT by Grey182 (A Catholic Bishop Emeritus is still a Bishop, a Pope Emeritus... 209.157.64.200)
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