Posted on 02/24/2020 5:14:45 PM PST by DFG
UKHave you ever tried to imagine living in a perfect world ruled by communism, but previously only received the information from catchy folk songs which praise the system? Well, lucky for you, it is now easier than ever to understand what a full-blown communist utopia actually looks like.
That's because John Lennon's commie classic "Imagine" has been rereleased with more realistic lyrics to reflect the harsh realities of communism. Lennon, long dead---though not by way of communism, since he was blessed to live in a capitalist country---would be proud of the change, due to its artistic value in realism.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
nothing to die for? mess wi my family and yer a dead man...
Imagine there’s no bread
It’s easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags
Imagine there’s no money
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans ooooh
You may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we’ll shoot you in the face
Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
But seriously please can I have a potato
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeah
You may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
Did you say you don’t like that?
Then it’s the gulag for you, son
The Lennon “jobs program”
He got it right the first time with “Revolution.”
They say towards the end of his life, John has grown to admire Ronald Reagan. Still and all, I firmly believe John would have loved Obummer and hated President Trump. Regardless, I like his post-Imagine workDouble Fantasy in particular.
Lennon himself didn’t believe that tripe. He was just pandering.
This is ironic because Lennon wrote “Revolution” which has strongly anti-revolutionary lyrics. He caught a lot of flak for it and let himself be whipped farther left.
..that was my high school senior song...
We were really stupid...
And BB does it again, with more accurate news than comes out of liberals.
Great take off on that horrid song.
yup, i never shed a tear
Satire or not, these alternative lyrics are accurate.
at least you grew out of it. many dint
Our was Time In A Bottle but only because they wouldn’t let us have Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.
All your stuff are belong to us.
“You ain’t gonna make it with anyone, anyhow!”
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