Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

"Stupid Nationalists" Lambasted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/25/2019 4:42:50 PM PDT by John Semmens

European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker took to the airwaves ahead of scheduled parliamentary elections to lay into "stupid nationalists" who object to the European Union's open borders policies and centralization of power.

"These populist, nationalists, stupid nationalists, they are in love with their own countries when they should be showing a greater appreciation of what we're doing for them," he said. "This is a revolting repeat of the same attitudes that resisted the unification of Europe achieved by the Germans in the early 1940s. Why must every little pipsqueak country insist on going its own way? It's not as if their peculiar national cultures have any real lasting virtues worthy of perpetuating."

German Chancellor Angela Merkel seconded Juncker's remarks. "If we had been able to sustain the accomplishments of our earlier effort just imagine how much better things would be on this continent," she mused. "The petty bickering of untermenschen like Orban would never have arisen. There would be order and discipline that would have been the envy of the world. Well, we weren't able to sustain that progress, but we're at another juncture where we face a similar decision on whether to build a bigger and better state or to lapse back into the primitive forms of organization that our political opponents demand. I am hopeful that voters will make the right choice."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,362852.0.html


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bureaucrats; immigration; nazis; satire; tyranny; wwii

1 posted on 05/25/2019 4:42:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Right on, John, these EUers have waged a non-violent war on Europe and now half of the people have figured out what the heck has happened and they want no part of it.Sucks that the other half think massive central government control of their every move is a good thing.

And the US is also stuck with half the people not wanting to be Americans, but globalists.


2 posted on 05/25/2019 8:42:33 PM PDT by Blue Collar Christian (I'm a nationalist.I'm white.Does that mean I'm racist?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson